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cheap lawyer - frank hayes lyrics

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broke i grew in my first year of law school
broker still in my second year grew
by the time i had earned my diploma
i’d be in debt ’til 2032

applied for a job with a big prestigious law firm
mene tekel upharsin mcgee
but they’d give not a cent for my labor
if i cannot be respectable, then shyster i shall be

i am the cheap lawyer!
mine, contingency fee!
i, the ambulance chaser
murray porath, psc
ask a housewife how much two and two is
without hesitation, she’ll you it’s four
ask an accountant, and he’ll say “i’m fairly cеrtain
but let me run through those figurеs once more.”

ask a doctor, and he’ll think about malpractice
and tell you that he’s fairly sure at the very least it’s three
but ask a lawyer and he’ll lock the doors and draw the curtains
and whisper to you “how much do you want it to be?”

i am the cheap lawyer!
mine, contingency fee!
i, the ambulance chaser
murray porath, psc

- frank hayes lyrics

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