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cheese - footlong bangers lyrics

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foo.. foo… foot long bangers

hey guys today we rapping about cheese
we got jaime on the track, and peter

(applauds)

cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
sometimes i don’t feel my knees (it’s a problem please help)
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
and when i don’t i feel like beating my meat
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
im a toys r us man stealing all ur kids
mmf yeah

they come to my van, they are looking for some cheese
then they see my knees (ahhh!!!!)
they get scared of the fact we don’t have any knees

please help with my problem with no knees i can’t make any profit selling cheese

yeah

cheese on your burger, or cheese on ur fries, any shape or size
whether its yellow, or whether its green, cheese is amazing by any means
(in a chorus)

we need the cheese, we need the cheese. like a refugeeeeeeeee, we need the cheeeeeeese

now entering bean machine
peter* ah yes h*llo i’m bean machine
jaime* hi mr bean machine
peter – h*llo cheese man
peter* y’know hitler didn’t eat cheese, so whoever doesn’t eat cheese is hitler?
jaime* more the reason to love cheese!
peter* what if we mixed cheese and the beans? g*nius right
jaime* no. dont give taco bell any ideas

i love cheese, it’s easy to see
american or swiss, it’s never a miss
the man that created cheese, ruiz ortiz (don’t search that up) was vietnamese, hiding in the trees
my name is chris, my affection for cheese can’t be missed
his expertise, making you wheeze, guarantees that you foresee
that this will be reminisced

wait hold on(what) i heard a sneeze (where) they’re in the trees eating cheese… its the vietnamese (oh sh*t)

(gun shots)

cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
sometimes i don’t feel my knees
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
and when i don’t i feel like beating my meat
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
im a toys r us man stealing all ur kids
mmf yeah
they come to my van, they are looking for some cheese
then they see my knees (ahhh!!!!)
they get scared of the fact we don’t have any knees

please help with my problem with no knees i can’t make any profit selling cheese

yeah

cheese on your burger, or cheese on ur fries, any shape or size
whether its yellow, or whether its green, cheese is amazing by any means

goes well on bread
girl wants some head
laying on the floor
because i am really bored
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

[end]

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