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bandi crack - foosie gang lyrics

[intro: unknown]
(phone ringing)
“sun dalle, behenchod, meri baat sun tu!
kya samajh ke rakha hai tune apne aap ko, bhosdike?”

[verse 1: bhappa]
yeh bandi thodi chubby hai
phooke tatti maal iska jealous sa ek hubby hai
par paise ki ni kami hai
aur paisa nahi hai kam toh meri isse kaafi jami hai
ek baar kya maraya saali sidechick meri bani hai
excuse me
i just said to her that i excuse you
mujhko tum karna maaf kyuki
maybe i just used you
i loved you par dikkat hai ki that i f*cking used to
ab story ni dalegi terko lode bhar ke views du
tu bhaag jaa
mere pairo ke beech mein ek saanp tha
tha kaat ta aur
mujhko lagta tha ki wo bhot khaas tha
ab khaas na cuz padta nahi iss bandi ko ab khaasna
aur hota mujhko doubt hai mera saanp kya nahi ek saanp tha
mai chaat ta p*ssy eating waali sh*t mein baap tha
naa raaz tha poster mera harr bandi ke paas tha
toh naach na, abse 15 minute baad tu chaatna
the second i get done tu 5 minute se zyaada kaat na
[chorus]
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack

[verse 2: arpit bala]
abhi jitna bola kam hai
par kaafi kasam se
like
what if i just try to
sochu tere mai baare
ummm
nahi hora ye sab
cause i only think in myself
so the currency is sorted
i deal with me and my pocket and you
don’t fit the mould of my erections
what i meant to say is you’re not a part of the plan
so you don’t get a part of the actions
for you i keep it flaccid
don’t think you deserve my erections
and i like to keep it hard too
for you i make exceptions
toh samjhi loudi kya?
kya
kya
bandi crack
bande rakhti fingertips pe
jab khaati bandi crax
toh fir jo bhi bola facts, bola sirf hai facts
bandhi chain ho g*ye bande
sehmke
kehte thoda rehm de
haan bhai thoda sa toh rehn de
toh fir i said madam bye
agar chaiye aapko why
toh fir sunle tu hai crack
and that crack is by default
matlab crack is by default
[chorus]
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack
bandi crack

[verse 3: arpit bala]
agar hota ni delhi me 6 out of 10 mai
deta ni f*ck isse bandi ye 10th fail
rakhta ni number ko phono mai save
par rkha tha naam isa phono me ched rakh
kha side chick ko lino se side kar
kehti mujhe wanna be a part of the ride abb
i said no leave me alone and all my sh*t that glitter and gold
h*llo h*llo h*llo h*llo h*llo h*llo
callei aari like i leaked my number
kon hai kon hai kon hai kon hai kon
usse pehle bolu hum hai aapke kon
i just want to say that you ain’t that enough
crack hai tu aur woh hai crack by default
bye bye bye bye bye bye b*tch bye
hold up
what the f*ck do you mean by that
talaq talaq talaq bye b*tch bye
who the f*ck do you think you are
see im a complan boy baby
ghrown up for awhile lately
realized tu ek phaze for me
guess nai kata mera baby
i like b*tches that count
and not the ones that cannot
like 1 in the mind
and 2 up my bum
see that’s what i hate
but that’s how i cum
see i know what i said
maybe she’s the one
[verse 4: bhappa]
maybe she’s the one for me
maybe she’s the one for me and i’m the one for her
the guy she can trust
jispe haqq
kehne ko bharosa hai par kabhi kabhi thoda shaqq
bandi thodi crack hai obviously karegi thoda f*ck
hog*ye neeche daane hua herpes i am out of luck
mujhe laga khola iska khaata ispe mera haqq
isse zyaada toh mai kya hi bolu i just said too much
to fir kya
to fir kya
to fir kya
to fir

[chorus]
bandi crack hai (bohot zyada bhai)
bandi crack
bandi crack hai bhai (bohot paagal hai bhai)
bandi crack hai
bandi crack hai bhai
bandi crack
bandi crack hai bhai
ye bandi crack
bandi crack (haan)
bandi crack
bandi crack hai bhai
ye bandi crack
bandi crack (ye bandi pagal hai bhai)
bandi crack
ye bandi crack

[outro]
“band kar, band kar na, band kar, haan bhai
behenchod, bhai!
tujhe lag raha na behen ki laudi tune mera dil toda
main to maaf kar bhi dun
par mera bhai nahi kar paayega kabhi tujhe maaf”
“bilkul bhai
bhai sawaal hi nahi uthta koi
main keh raha hun tu abhi chal
abhi chal behenchod nehru park, abhi chal
chal, aaja”
“behen ki laudi dekh liyo
tere naam ka na*
tere naam ka lagaunga apni bike pe h*rn”
“behenchod!”
“aur tere chhote bhai ke aage bajaunga roz”
“haan! tu dekhti ja behen*”
“tere tuition ke na*
tere tution ke gali mein na, jahan pe tu tuition padha*
gali, gali badnaam ho jaye
sapna, tu dekh behen ki laudi, kya karta hun main”

“cut!”
“kya ho g*ya?”
“pack up!”
“accha hai”
“guys!”
“pack up to ho g*ya”
“pack up ho g*ya”
“ek baari nahi wo footage dikha de”
(laughter)

- foosie gang lyrics

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