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oversharing: think before you post - flocabulary lyrics

[intro]
number, number, number number number one, one
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
social media can be complicated
here’s some things to think about to help you post smart
flocab, let’s go!

[chorus]
i might show you where i’m going
but i think before i’m posting
all my pictures have been chosen
not just postin’ whatever
i might show you where i’m going
but i think before i’m posting
all my pictures have been chosen
not just postin’ whatever

[verse 1]
so many sites to post pics and post comments
and makе your friends say “holy smokes” like [?]
your posts livе forever, that’s a long time
so don’t overshare when you go online, yeah
your digital footprint will stick with ya
so stop and think before you post that picture
or message, flocab let’s go
top ten things to think about before you post
[verse 2]
number one!
ask yourself, would you say it in real life
if the answers no, don’t post it online
and if you wouldn’t want it said about you, don’t post it
about someone else, that’s the golden rule

[verse 3]
number two!
are your posts vain and narcissistic
about your perfect life all decide to elicit
jealousy and envy in the people who will read it
if so, don’t post that brag, delete it

[verse 4]
number three!
that’s tmi folks
“i have a rash!”, well i didn’t wanna know

[verse 5]
number four!
are you posting every detail of your life
who in their right mind is gonna find that nice
“woke up, hashtag bagel, hashtag shower,”
and twenty more posts in the next half hour
think about the reader, when you’re sharing
edit your posts and your friends will keep caring
[verse 6]
number five!
a bit like four here is what else
keep your relationship details to yourself
you don’t need to post every hug or sunset
that might make your single friends feel upset
a moment still has meaning, if you don’t post it
know this, now let me get back and focus

[verse 7]
number six!
the cryptic cliffhanger man, like
“dude, no one understands…”
it’s a little desperate, begging for attention
just be upfront off the bat with what you mention

[verse 8]
number seven!
are your posts all complainin’
do you really need pity just because it’s rainin’

[verse 9]
number eight!
curate your photos like a museum
don’t post pics you wouldn’t want your grandma seein’
goes double, for anything risky or risqué
that could affect your future in a big way
and that’s, doubly, doubly true
if it’s a photo of a friend, and not just you
[verse 10]
number nine!
check your privacy settings, i mean it
want creeps or future employers to read it
you really want your instaface tweets like concrete
i mean all over the streets

[verse 11]
number ten!
post smart okay
and spread love, that’s the brooklyn way

[outro]
so think twice, y’all
before you post
smart, and safe
and we out

- flocabulary lyrics

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