looney - flaccid jacks lyrics
[verse 1]
trailer park boy in a tattered sweatshirt
born into skeevy royalty
an ugly flirt who still picked up women
bad boy tiny, so nice and crooked
a fiery orange mane that’ll never grow
an intelligent cerebral that’ll never know
how does it feel to be raised a-growling?
how does it feel to be raised a-prowling?
[chorus]
he’s barmy and wacky
and nutty and batty
so cuckoo and cooky
so daft, so daffy
psychotically flaky
he’s mentality puny
he’s a bonkers screwball
he’s balmy, he’s looney
yeah!
[verse 2]
what the h-ll came over me?
i drove my tricycle down a hill
bloodied knees from the th-rns
what the h-ll came over me
i climbed a f-cking maple tree
and now i can’t get down
sing into a blow h-rn like it’s 2005
raised like a player, went through seventy wives
banged the whole neighborhood and an otter’s grandma
can’t be driven off-course when i’m holding your hand, now!
[chorus]
[bridge 2x]
wasn’t motherless or fatherless
marrying a lioness
cousin to the empress
how am i still a white-trash fool?
[chorus]
loonier than life
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