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mr. rainbow - fishbait lyrics

hi kids! i′m mr. rainbow
i’m from a cloud kingdom, and i′m about 3,000 years old
i’m gazing out my castle window
i’m feeling blue even though i′m surrounded by gold
i live for caring, not keen on sharing though
i get so miffed at that fat b*tch who lives up in the north pole
i wanna be your favorite fable
to make this happen, then it seems santy claus must go

i′m heading up north
to sack the fat man
to turn his jelly bowl into jam
i’m making my list
i′m checking it twice
i’m on craigslist searching “cruel device”

’cause, hey
i’m mr. rainbow

look, kids! it′s mrs. rainbow
her wings prismatic, and see how brightly all her scales glow
i told her all about my plan, so
my dragon girlfriend could spew fire on all our foes
this ruins date night, i bet she won’t mind though
she′ll snack on elves and reindeer ’til her giant belly is full
i will equip my hedge*y clippers
hop in the saddle, we’ll make our way to santa′s front door
i′ve headed up north
to sack the fat man
to turn his jelly bowl into jam
his workshop’s been lit
his elves have been diced
this truly is one violent night!

but hey
that’s mr. rainbow

oh, santa?
where are you, santa?
i’ve got a present for you!
ho, oh no!
come here, you fat motherf*cker
snip, snip, snip
you wouldn’t murder ol’ saint nick
oh no
yes, i want
yes, i wanna k!ll you
well, save the elves
all of them
no elves
no elves, no reindeer
reindeer?
no reindeer
dead*nosed reindeer
dead*nosed reindeer
ho ho ho
oh no

- fishbait lyrics

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