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the dark side will win - finn m-k lyrics

[intro]
finn m*k, 2019
star wars episode ix fan theories
we back up in this, y’all ready know who it is
i*it’s finn, i said it at the start, f*i

[verse 1]
okay, so i don’t watch star wars, but there is another
i hope my theories come true, like “luke, i’m not your fathergho”
i have a bad feeling about this
i have a lot of feelings about this
this can’t be serious
i don’t watch star wars, but i know kylo ren gets shirtless
sales predicted to be lower than solo
kathleen kennedy laughed and said “yolo”
i thought the writers were just being mean
when rey’s first kiss was with palpatine
han solo’s ghost came back
chеwie almost had a heart attack
can’t you see the way his lightsabеr swings?
it was jar jar all along, yeah, he pullin’ the strings
rey admits that the u.s. faked the moon landing
now this is podracing

[chorus]
and now the dark side will win
the dark side will win
who knew the ‘p’ in c*3po stood for palpatine?
i said the dark side will win
you know the dark side will win
in the ultimate ship, the millennial falcon
[verse 2]
hoo*boy, jar jar’s back with a vengeance
ghost yoda gets fired for s*xual harassment
it’s a trilogy of trilogies
palpatine gets a job at the dmv
is luke dead yet? frick, another death star?
jar jar binks is the only character
ghost yoda is back, he’s on ghost luke’s back
they nae nae into battle, hit kylo with a dab
i just wanna be darth vader, i even got that red lightsaber
sat through the end credits for so long
no new scene, just a will smith rap song

[chorus]
called ‘the dark side will win’
the dark side will win
oh no, it’s evil rey!
the dark side will win
the dark side will win
the dark side will win
all for the blue milk, baby!

[outro]
who can know which theories will end up being true?
finn m*k, we been in here for a minute and forty seconds by now
that’s probably enough
peace!

- finn m k lyrics

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