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memes are great, memes are fantastic - finn m-k lyrics

[finn]
yeah
2k17!
ahaha
okay, okay
let’s do it

[finn]
’twas the night before christmas and my eyes were wide
my toaster burnt my eggo waffles so i started to cry (tears)
whippoorwill, whippoorwill
this is a breakfast alarm (i got the hungries)
i need some pizza or i’m gonna starve

[finn and phil kidd]
“you’ve reached nacho bell grande, home of a waste paper basket full of a whole lot of not my kleenex”
“can i take your order?”
“i’d like to order a triple extra*large pizza”
“do you take visa?”
“do we take visa?, do koalas give you chlamydia?”
“right, i should’ve known. so can i get a boneless pizza?”
“what?”
“a boneless pizza. it’s, like, a pizza, it has no bones”
“yeah, that’ll be fine. do you wanna add a panini to your order, sir?”
“do you think i know what a panini is?”
“shut up. and no. and shut up. just get me my pizza”
“there can only be d*cks”
[finn and grand uncle seamus]
now my pizza’s on the way
all i’ve got to do is wait
hey, there’s my old grand uncle seamus, wonder what he will say (something weird)
“hey grand uncle seamus, how are you?”
“the chemicals in the water are turning the frickin’ frogs g*y”
“now listen closely”

[grand uncle seamus]
memes are great, memes are fantastic
but they’ll never make you attractive
i believe in the heart of the cards (and it’s time to duel!)
i don’t get why people call the earth’s sweat ‘water’
it’s just the ground being moist
moist, moist, moist, moist

[finn and grand uncle seamus]
“i think you should go, grand uncle”
“you’re being a little too weird”
“i have dogs for cousins”
“okay”

[finn]
so my old grand uncle seamus left without saying more (he’s gone)
but he tackled down the pizza guy outside of my door
now i have no pizza and my uncle got away (literally over the fence)
i guess i’ll just go back to bed
sleep through the rest of this day
but one more time for fun, everybody sing it with me!
[finn]
memes are great, memes are fantastic
but they’ll never make you attractive
i believe in the heart of the cards (and it’s time to duel!)
i don’t get why people call the earth’s sweat ‘water’
it’s just the ground being moist
moist, moist, moist, moist

- finn m k lyrics

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