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i smell you 3000 - finn m-k lyrics

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[verse 1]
i was in a wedding, and then it happened
i felt it build up inside me
i tried to keep it quiet, but it only made it worse
i was too dummy thicc, what have i done?

[chorus]
and then i farted, again
and my wedding was ruined
before i asked her to marry me
i realised i shouldn’t have eaten beans
the bride looked shocked, the best man fainted
oh no, i farted
it smelled like expired baked bеans
why did i eat all dose beans?

[verse 2]
of all thе moments i could fart, the funeral was a very poor time
but what really, truly set it apart
was that the funeral was mine
why would they hold burrito fest next to the funeral home?
oh, i tried to keep it in, but i couldn’t hold on

[chorus]
and then i farted, again
i went redder than a tomato
as my grandma stared, and grinned
they told me to lee*hee*eave
the queen of england didn’t seem too impressed
i smell you 3000
this room just became an escape room
[bridge]
“this chair’s very squeaky”
“you’re standing”
“yeah. i… um… er…”

[outro]
fa*a*art
[fart noises]
and everybody laughed
and everybody passed out
“you took apart my heart when you flung that fart”
the smell still lingers in
my dreams

[finale]
“i’m dummy thicc, and my loud farts keep alerting the guards”

- finn m k lyrics

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