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these discord mods sure are gay, aren't they? - fawcette lyrics

[intro]
attention!
this is a true story!
it didn’t happen to me
but i know, sure as h*ll, it happened to one of you, ha!

[verse 1]
there i was, in voice chat
shooting the sh*t that needs to be shat
having some laughs, not a care in the world
hanging with the guys, talking to girls
all of a sudden and out of the blue
red mod, blue mod, one mod, two (huh?)
and with their egos inflated blimps
there were here to prove that they were not simps
ha, yeah right, like that’s gonna happen
no lie, no bullsh*t, i’m not evеn cappin’
the last time this voice channеl even had chicks
the mods were demanding for some feet pics (eww!)
they were acting like f*gs with a capital f
for it’s the only power that they have left
and i have no roles, i’m just a newbie
they be simpin’, they be begging for booty
they be taking shots like this call of duty (pew, pew!)
and they don’t care if these e*girls be snooty
they’ll still call ’em queens and think they’re a beauty
but if they got a man, these mods get moody (*crying*)
best not to poke ’em and go with the flow
and let them say whatever to these e*hoes
with unlimited power, no wonder you’re hated
we get it, you want to be dominated! (augh!)
you think in order to get in their holes
you’re gonna go ahead and just give ’em roles (*laughter*)
i’m telling you, you’re not getting deep*throated
but when i say it, i get demoted? (why?)
[chorus]
discord mods sure are g*y! (yep!)
discord mods sure are g*y! (yep!)
i said it once, i’ll say it all day
discord mods sure are g*y! (yep!)

[verse 2]
you call ’em out, they get to clappin’
you criticize them and they go snappin’
startin’ to whine, moan and complain
it isn’t my fault you’re not getting brain (no!)
tip your fedora, go tip your hat!
regardless, you’re not hitting it from the back (*moans*)
oh, what’s the matter? starting to crack?
*discord left vc sound* he’s now in private chat! (oh!)
i bet he’s plottin’, i bet he’s schemin’
i bet he’s yellin’, i bet he’s screamin’
he’s getting mad, he’s getting madder
he thinks he’s a chad, well i am chad*er
i wonder what trick he has up his sleeve
what’s he gonna do? tell me to leave?
doesn’t this guy know that this isn’t tinder?
he’s gonna ban me? shiver me timbers!
that is something only soy boys would do
can you please be quiet like vowels in queue?
n0body cares about your opinion
shut the f*ck up, you sound like a minion!
and you’re about as short as one too
i hate to roast, but it’s what i must do! (yep!)
when all this power goes straight to your head
i’m talkin’ the one between your legs
discord’s a hobby, it’s not a job
if you lost mod, i bet you would sob (*crying*)
i bet that be something you couldn’t handle
and you would* look who’s back in the voice channel!
[outro]
hey dude, what’s going on!
*discord left vc sound* h*llo? the f*ck happened? huh?
i got banned? yes! yes! yes! yes!

- fawcette lyrics

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