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diy show - fat randy lyrics

i saw you at the diy show
you were smoking a cigarette
you had a menthol pall malls
those are such good cigarettes

d*i*y show, diy show

i saw you at the instagram show
you were smoking a cigarette
you said you couldn’t pay to get in
as you held a mid*tier six pack
d*i*y show, diy show

but you’ll always be with him

i went over to your boyfriend’s house
cause i needed to murder him
i told him he was going to die
he said, “no wait, please hear me out”
“i have so much debt in student loans, and when i die, it goes to my parents, which would be such a d*ck move”
i said, “wеll, why didn’t you get the fafsa?”
he said, “obviously, i got thе fafsa. i have a combination of federal and private student loans, and the private ones are way less forgiving and have super high interest rates.”
when i murdered your boyfriend, all of his student loan debt went to his parents
they had to prorate their social security, which was their only source of income
until they themselves died
and then we made a baby (ooooh)

- fat randy lyrics

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