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if it ain't one thing it's anuddah (bruddah) - fat boys lyrics

[intro: prince markie dee]

man, all these problems in our world today
i just don’t know what to do, man

[verse one: prince markie dee]

if it ain’t one thing, it’s another
sell a million copies? they put me on a magazine cover
i sell one or two, they claim that i’m played out
my girl nags me at home, so, i shoulda stayed out
i buy a new car, it runs out of gas
in school, i was always gettin’ kicked out of cl-ss
mom would say, “be like your older brother!”
if it ain’t one thing it’s another

[talk: prince markie dee]

you know what i’m sayin’ man?
i mean, all these problems
let me tell ya `bout the time when i – well, let me break it down for ya

[verse two:] prince markie dee

picked up my date at eight in a happy mood
drove to city island for some seafood
$3.99 for all you can eat
shrimp galore, bon apet-t
we ate hearty `till we couldn’t eat
went to the marriott, paid for a suite
she was anxious even more that me
and, man, i got busy as a b-mblebee
when we were done, i drove her home
proceeded to my house, all alone
it started rainin’, i was playin’ bobby brown
i missed my exit, so, i circled around
and that’s when it happened, i didn’t get far
a pole jumped in front of my car
i broke my leg, man, do i stutter?
if it ain’t one thing, it’s anuddah, bruddah

[verse three:] kool rock ski

on tour for so long that it wears me down
i’ve been to every city and every small town
and, after a while, things start to ache
i want my body to move, that d-mn thing won’t shake
then, one night, the last date on tour
from that morning my throat was sore
i started gettin’ worried, it wound’t be long
`cause the way my throat was hurtin’, it would soon be gone
then, wouldn’t you know? you know it, yes
i tried to say somthin’ but i was voiceless
showtime came, i had to lip-synch
it got so wild that i couldn’t think
the show was done, a doctor checked my health
i spent the night all by myself
man, what a b-mmer, what did i stutter?
if it ain’t one thing, it’s anuddah, bruddah

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