1-800-tht-ptrl - fat benjamins lyrics
[intro]
all women are queens!
if she breathes, she’s a thot!
[opening skit]
h-llo? this is thot patrol
i would like to report a thot case
ok
she is har-ssing everyone in the room, and she p-ssed in our pool
f-ck, um, ok, just wait there for a second, sir!
ok, thank you!
[verse 1: yung dino d-ck]
ayy, ayy
hey thots, we’re cops
you’re opps, get popped
parking lot, suck c-ck
dumb b-tch, got caught
hit your face with a rock
beat you up with a clock
these hoes i fought
no condom, just a sock
yuh
[skit]
um, what do you want, you stupid cop?
they were reporting a thot case and – ooh! i like what i see here
oh my god, you’re so gross
oh wait! that’s the thot!
what? get on the ground, b-tch!
-r-t-rded noises-
you have the right to remain silent!
-more autistic screeching-
[verse 2: yung dino d-ck]
these thots i won’t pipe
they so rotten they ain’t ripe
good girls all i like
bad b-tches are not right
if you’re nice and not naughty
just might end up being my shawty
you’re a hoe and not hotty
please stop being a thotty
p-ssy like pastrami
that sh-t is h-lla nasty
shut up b-tch, don’t s-ss me
you’ll never catch me lacking
she suck on my d-ck like a vacuum
she do wanna f-ck in the bathroom
he eat the p-ssy like it’s fast food, yuh
dumb b-tch got me in a bad mood, huh
[verse 3: g mello]
uh what?
g mello on the track
young cop with a fact
every girl is a thot
b-tch you think, but i thought
dirty hoe, fishy cl-t
make my d-ck smell like sh-t
love me lots, not a bit
p-ssy crusty like a chip
all thots do drugs
all thots are thugs
violation of the law
handcuffed on the spot
grrra-ta-ta, b-tch got shot
that’s a lesson that i taught
speaking high, you are not
truth is, you’re a thot
haha
[verse 4: lil wheatthin]
droppin’ these disses, ain’t on the low
better watch out, they just want the dough
leave you in debt before you know
f-ck all these thots
they just want the d-ck put into they v-g-n- hole
stanky -ss fish, whiny b-tch songco
stupid -ss f-ckers, always want the d-ck to suck and blow
up on my d-ck, better f-ck off me hoe
all these thots always actin’ wack
might as well take ’em down to h-ll ‘n’ back
ain’t tryna f-ck with that, thot patrol lock ’em for that cr-p
run up on ’em and give ’em a smack
p-ssy ain’t a snack
s-xual actions are always just a trap
wouldn’t make that booty clap
just a nasty tw-t
we’ll just end right here, make you face the facts
what’s up now little b-tch, just exposed your act
[closing skit]
stupid f-cking b-tch
i’m innocent!
you disturbed private property, you p-ssed in the pool, and you disturbed this innocent man over here
i don’t belong in jail!
shut up thot, it serves you right
and you’re never getting out, you dumb thot!
hahahahahaha
oh, and another thing
begone thot!
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