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tesco saves - fascinating aida lyrics

are you ready, sisters?
i am, sister!
i too am ready!

oh, there’s a five letter word that brings salvation
yes, there’s a five letter word to bring you peace of mind
so let the whole congregation
raise their hearts in exultation
for now we see, where once we all were blind
five little letters bringing hope to all mankind

let me hear you say t! (t!)
let me hear you say e! (e!)
let me hear you say s! (s!)
c! (c!)
o! (o!)

tesco saves, tesco saves
tesco saves, tesco saves
oh jesus saves, but tesco saves you more
there’s special offer on côtes du rhône
‘cause men can’t live by bread alone
even though they bake it all in store
you’ll smell it as you glide in through the automatic door

come on in, come on in
why wait until you die and go to heaven? heaven knows!
while paradise awaits you in those well*stocked aisles?
from australian cream from devon
are displayed in aisle eleven
their pharmacist will help you with your piles (with your piles)
they sell unattractive clothing in a range of ugly styles
tesco saves, tesco saves
oh jesus saves, but tesco saves you more
the good lord may deliver you
but tesco can deliver too
your club*card offers all you’ve ever dreamed
you’ll truly know redemption when your vouchers are redeemed

within these walls you’ll see such revelations
you will find that tesco finance is just the holy grail
and in the coming by*and*by
from their website in the sky
you’ll marvel at their range of goods on sale
so sinners come and join the pilgrims on the tesco trail

tesco saves, tesco saves
oh jesus saves, but tesco saves you more
a mount of olives, the fatted calves
and dvds to make you laugh
and don’t ignore their range of gourmet dishes
you’ll find them near the bakery between the loaves and fishes

hallelujah, go down moses

tesco saves, tesco saves
oh jesus saves, but tesco saves you more
there’s plenty of endangered cod
luscious racks of lamb of god
don’t forget insurance for your budgie
then go and grab yourself a bumper pack of something fudgy
i feel the spirit, sister!
yes, the spirit is with here us tonight!
i feel the spirit too, sister!
will you take over from me at the celestial organ?
i will, sister!

brethren, let us embrace the tesco way of life
for they can supply gas, electricity, mobile phone, legal advice, internet and banking
thou shalt pray for world omnipotence
and wish them success with their brand new store in nanking
thou shalt be inexorably drawn towards the expensive items
by their team of retail psychologists
who are paid sh*tloads to manipulate your psyche

thou shalt not worship at the shrines of aldi and lidl
for yea, verily, they are false gods! (false gods!)
what are they, my sisters? (false gods!)
what are they, my brothers and sisters? (false gods!)
say it loud! (false gods!)
say it louder! (false gods!)
and anyways, the carrier bags are pickey

thou shalt purchase strawberries in winter
nuked tomatoes all the way from california
and apples that have spent a year in refrigeration
thou shalt also purchase bags of chlorine washed salad leaves
especially prepared for you in countries where people are dying of starvation
thou shalt shun the independent record store
and use the tesco website to stream your favourite songs
thou shalt pop in for a pint of milk
and somehow end up spending forty*seven pounds
i have been moved!

tesco saves, tesco saves
oh jesus saves, but tesco saves you more (and more each day)
their stores are found both near and far
lots of sp*ce to park your car
prime location! sites, they sure can pick them
and sometimes they collapse on railway tracks, like in high wycombe

tesco saves / don’t be afraid, no / hallelujah, brother
tesco saves / don’t be afraid, no / hallelujah, brother
oh jesus saves, but tesco saves you more / don’t be afraid ’cause tesco saves / tesco saves you more
so on, you chil’ren, fight the fight
ye unbelievers see the light
it’s time to lift thine eyes onto the stars
‘cause next month tesco opens up its flagship store on mars

praise to terry leahy
tesco saves you more
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- fascinating aida lyrics

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