wassup holmes - famoust last nerds lyrics
[holmes]
it was a stormy night, the house rocked with wind
my trusty sidekick watson walked on in
[watson]
w-ssup holmes?
[holmes]
what, son?
[watson]
there’s a man here to see you
[mortimer]
jimmy mortimer, it’s a pleasure to meet you
i’m sorry to say but i’ve been given quite a shock
that and lightning seems to crackle every time i talk
i’ve come from baskerville, where a murder’s taken place
[holmes]
well, did you see who did it?
[mortimer]
i thought i caught the face
of an enormous dog, ten times the normal size
blood dripping from his t–th and the devil in his eyes
[holmes]
well, i’ll have to change my drawers, but then we can go
[mortimer]
w-ssup holmes…
[holmes]
what’s up man?
[mortimer]
there’s more you should know
i saw converse footprints on the ground by the dead man
[holmes]
wat son?
[mortimer]
converse footprints
[holmes]
wat son?
[mortimer]
you heard what i said
[holmes]
no, i’m talking to my sidekick watson
[mortimer]
oh
[watson]
w-ssup holmes?
[holmes]
watson?
[watson]
yes?
[holmes]
let’s go
[hook 1]
they’re off on a mystery
their feet are blistery
off to baskerville for clues they’ll comb
might stop for directions or female inspection
the crazy adventures of w-ssup holmes
[mortimer]
here’s the dead body
[holmes]
yup, dead as a goat
watson?
[watson]
w-ssup holmes?
[holmes]
look through your telescope
see if you see anything strange or slightly funny
i’ll inspect the body, check the wallet for money
[watson]
all i see is a big dog and a man in chuck taylors
oh, and a couple little girls dressed up as sailors
[holmes]
hmm, girls dressed as sailors? well, that sounds suspicious
let’s go sniff around for evidence
[mortimer]
mmm, delicious
[holmes]
what’s up girls?
[girls]
w-ssup holmes?
[holmes]
k!ll anyone today?
[girls]
no, we’ve just been here rehearsing our school play
we’re on a submarine and we all play seamen
[holmes]
i’ll have to change my drawers, but now i’m believing
that these girls didn’t do it, these girls are not guilty
[watson]
w-ssup holmes?
[holmes]
watson?
[watson]
he’s running up the hill, see?
[holmes]
fast, on his trail!
[watson]
but holmes, the girls want some
[holmes]
no, you can’t
[watson]
why not?
[holmes]
elementary school, my dear watson
[hook 2]
back on the trail again, trying to tail him
all around baskerhill they’ll roam
stopping for just a snack
talking ’bout this and that
the crazy adventures of w-ssup holmes
[holmes]
hold it right there!
[k!ller]
i’ll never be caught
go sic ‘em boy! okay, maybe not
i guess you can catch me
[holmes]
i’m afraid you’re arrested
is this the dog you saw, jimmy?
[mortimer]
i don’t know, let’s test it
here, puppy, puppy
that’s the one
[holmes]
that’s proof positive
[watson]
w-ssup holmes?
[holmes]
what, son?
[watson]
we did it!
[holmes]
you’re right!
[watson]
what?
[holmes]
you know how it goes
so pack up my pipe ’cause this case is closed!
[hook 3]
off to the jailhouse
then to the ale house
for a couple beers with lots of foam
the crook’s fate was sternly met
jimmy got a tourniquet
thus ends the tale of w-ssup holmes
wat, son?
wat, son?
wat, son?
wat, son?
wat, son?
wat, son?
wat, son?
w-ssup holmes
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