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a cry for help (skit) - exzac change & iyzlow matisse lyrics

-on a voicemail message
mr bosman:
look you guys. i don’t know what happened today
-sigh
i-i’ve left you so many messages and i’m really staring to worry about my star players here. you know i mean, like i said, the end of the quarter’s coming and uhh…ya know i just really need you guys here so i don’t look like a total -sshat at my eval ya know? i mean cheese and crackers you guys was it something i said?
i just wish i knew what to do, please you guys please, just call me back!
what’s it gonna take?!? pay raises for the both of you? i can do that! you need weekends off? sure! go ahead! you wanna smoke weed in the office? fine whatever! just get your -sses back here and work with me please. please! sh-t!

-mr. bosman attempts to hang the phone up

mr. bosman:
those motherf-ckers think they can just abandon me in my time of need. what the f-ck did i ever do to them? bunch of lamebrained stoner rappers. real cool guys! real f-ckin’ cool! good luck with your stupid dreams! grrr. you think you’re so good! i’ll stick with my will smith albums thank you very much! a real artist not like you-you…

-mr. bosman sees that the phone didn’t hang up

mr. bosman: oh sh-t. uhh…h-llo? h-llo? is this thing still on? umm…sh-t. how do i delete this thing? is it star 3?

-beep beep
automated voice:
your message has been delivered. goodbye (goodbye, goodbye)

- exzac change iyzlow matisse lyrics

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