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randy ringin' - eving voit lyrics

[verse 1]
randy’s just gone shopping for a “fancy get*up” smoking
a perfect kind a’ suit just for him
and he felt a kind of pride as he looked far and wide
for the wives of all the locals that he knew

[chorus]
and he knew a couple of ’em, feeling lonely and forgotten
and he knew just what to do!

[verse 2]
so, randy came a*knocking in his “fancy get*up” smoking
dressing to impress the local wives!
but the men of all the women didn’t want randy ringin
and showin’ up to their house and telling ’em:
“me and her haven’t talked since ’99, and i’ve been thinkin’ for a while”
“i really like her style and want to take her out for a ride!”

[chorus]
and the men of all the women took ol’ randy out, swingin
left him with a big black eye!

[verse 3]
randy took to packing his belongings in a bag
and leaving for greener pastures
but before he got to go, a final, fatal blow!
to his head from the pastor’s wife!
and down he went, head first into the concrete
of the streets of his former hunting ground
the wife of the pastor recognised his cologne
from way back when he was around!
[chorus]
when the men of all the women had to watch out for randy ringin
looking for the next best wife!

[keyboard solo]

[bridge]
and out into the forest, jerry basker knew a certain man
with a plot of land to bury the poor old bachelor!

[chorus]
now they knew that all the women were safe from randy’s ringin
not looking for the next best wife anymore!
six feet below, for randy took a blow
in his “fancy get*up” smoking

- eving voit lyrics

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