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your favorite martian vs gorillaz - everything against the internet lyrics

[intro: lili xavier]
everything against the internet!
your favorite martian vs. gorillaz!
begin!

[verse 1: puff puff]
before we start this battle, let me get this out the way
your lore’s so convoluted that there’s too much i can say
i’m looking at your members, and it makes me wanna cry
cause it’s just a bunch of druggies and two powerpuff bad guys
damon albarn quit, at least that’s what it says to me
when half your last 3 albums are packed with trash celebrities
ever since plastic beach, all your songs been plastic, b*tch
i’m not shocked that paula cheats, when you’re on i also switch
the music, call that a generation change
i’m independent, break away from labels while you slave away
this kid’s got a gun, and i’m pulling the trigga
and i’ll drop the mic, crowd screaming “d*mn, ni**a”

[verse 2: 2*d]
our legacy’s the most iconic bassline of all time
your legacy is dookie fresh, my b*lls, and verified
it’s no wonder disney banned you from making songs anymore
i hoped you would listen after hearing booty store
our music is timeless, you’re straight from 2012
that’s the only time you’re dated, they won’t buy what you sell
the 5 girls you asked out all told you to go to h*ll
and you wonder why you’re single, bro, you even dumped yourself
our best songs are seen as leagues above all others
your only good songs are bad pop covers
cause all of your originals are nothing more than low*brow
now let’s hope that ray just sticks to youtube shorts now
[verse 3: puff puff]
your only good singer was banished and went to h*ll
i’m the most subscribed music channel from 2011 to 12
if we’re looking at the truth, you’ve only mention our satires
the songs that were directed to youth
jupiter and alien are serious hits
the rest are all just jokes man, we’re not fearing the bit
our comedy k!lls, you’re stuck on melancholy hill
and el manana leaves everyone feeling like sh*t
and while we’re talking ’bout the facts
asian guitarist named noodle, what the f*ck is up with that!?
it’s racist, dude! her first design, too!
her whole existence looks like stereotypes song part 2

[verse 4: del the funky h0m*sapien]
i’m back from the other side
split your head, give you an open mind
takin wack mcs and i’ll kick their whole behind
i got the dopest rhymes, and a transparent body y’all
i see through your schtick so let me drop some knowledge y’all
puff, you can’t spit, always rappin’ off beat
you reek! you’re an incel, a certified geek
spend the night with yo meema, she a freak
wants to suck my d*ck 7 days a week
got 99 problems, and a martian ain’t one
who’s partial to benetar?
counting hands * none
bet axel’s f*ckin on his cause he never got no lovin’
deejay loose the hate, and a pound or two * dozen
make everyone clap, kick wax out of your business
no capping, that man’s practically part of your group
the fifth b*tch
i’m spinnin’ records, spittin’ rhymes with precision
you got two left feet, can’t dance to this rhythm
tryna make ’em laugh, but you only make ’em frown
take the rich people cover, lemme edit out the crown
no one’s favorite martian’s gonna go down
leave you with a fanbase looking like a ghost town
[verse 5: deejay]
you wanna dance, del? this time i won’t fall asleep
you verse is like my life, man, ass is all i see
say i need to drop some pounds, that i need to exercise
you should know the pain that comes from being exorcised
enough about the phantom, let’s get back to the band
that never recovered from the fall after humanz
right now*now, in these strange times, your sound’s out, go find it
lemme send you f*cking limeys back to cracker island

[verse 6: murdoc]
oy! 2d! what’s all this rubbish?
these blokes wanna rap? i’ll make ’em feel punished
all your old songs went bad, expired
imma leave your ass looking like “this project is retired”
yfmts jokes left us all taken aback
haven’t indulged in something this gross since
you never should have stepped up to murdoc niccols
so go down on your knees and tickle my pickle

- everything against the internet lyrics

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