grandma got run over by a reindeer - eureka o'hara lyrics
eureka, you found it
and i’m here to deck the halls, b-tches
so you need to fa-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah outta my way
come on, christmas! hahahaha
she’d been drinkin’ too much eggnog
and we’d begged her not to go
but she’d forgot her medication
and she stumbled out the door into the snow
when we found her christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had hoof prints on her forehead
and incriminating claus marks on her back, ha!
grandma got runned over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa, we believe
now we’re all so proud of grandpa
he’s been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin belle
it’s not christmas without grandma
all the family’s dressed in black
and we just can’t help but wonder:
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(send them back!)
grandma got runned over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa, we believe
now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and a blue and silver candles
that would’ve just matched the hair on grandma’s wig
i’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
“better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.”
eh-he-he-he-hee
grandma got runned over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa, we believe
grandma got runned over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa, we believe
oh, i’m gonna miss granny
who wants eggnog?
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