rofl_xd! - etsuron lyrics
[intro]
ayo
[verse 1]
rappin’ this verse is like a felony
but i’m the definition of ‘insanity’
when people tell me i suck i take it as a vanity
this song ’boutta blow yo mind like kennedy
ay, adventure time, i’m jake (from state farm)
you’re a witch, ’bout to burn you at the stake
servin’ you with fries and a steak
i’ve got some records n0body can break
playin’ ping pong, oops, broke the table (it’s broken)
i need to keep you as my cow, in my stable
ooh, my life is so unstable
i’ve got a pig like mabel
i’ve got such a huge pеnis (pingas)
all red like a phoenix
yo, you gotta see this
it’s biggеr than f*ckin’ venus
it doesn’t make sense like roflcopter (swoosh, swoosh)
i’m a philosopher like eric hoffer
i’m the man behind the slaughter
ah, sh*t, i need some water
[bridge]
hold on…
ah, refreshing
wait, where were we?
oh yeah
[verse 2]
full of intelligence, vsauce (michael here)
all i need with my meat is some sweet sauce
everyone shuts up when he talks
tryna guess how many mistresses he f*cks
i don’t even go to prison, i get out scot*free (hey, all)
messin’ up costco when the samples are not free
i hate all the chipmunks, yep, all three
b*tch, i don’t love kids, i’m not aubrey
walkin’ around with some nice white vans (d*mn, daniel)
since last year there’s been a lot more fans
i’m so lazy like sans
but here’s the end to my plans
[outro: yapdollar]
xiao hong shu
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