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refactor - espen sande larsen lyrics

[hook]
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later

[verse]
it’s 2:00 a.m. and a one-man show
i’m burning hot ’cause some member flow [?]
my code is so bad but that’s okay
’cause i got control and i’m on my way

[hook]
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later

[verse]
i copy/paste all night long
my red bull’s done, but not my song
50,000 lines, our codebase will grow
and i got most of it off from stack overflow

[hook]
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later

[verse]
it’s monday now, time for sprint review
[?]
’cause this ball of mud grew big and fat
so i chug down my joe and my defense is that

[bridge]
okay team, so i was looking forward to this nice demo at this sprint review, but look at what i deal with
somebody committed 50,000 lines of code into the repository over the weekend
anybody… anybody care to say who it was? i’m giving you guys one more chance
okay, okay, i’m going to get to the bottom of this…
we’re going to do a git blame. i’m going to do it straight in front of everybody, so everybody can see who’s the responsible one
okay, let’s see… tommy?! it was you. okay tommy, in my office now
what the hell were you thinking? what do you have to say for yourself?
you just slammed in 50,000 lines of cr-ppy code over the weekend! what in the hell made you think that was a good idea?! and you didn’t just commit the code, you pushed to production. now the whole system isn’t working and we have a million angry customers phoning in non-stop!
okay, what were you thinking? did you ever read clean code by robert c. martin? do you know what their solid principles are?
no, you don’t, do you? i mean, this method is 10,000 lines long for christ’s sake! 10,000 bl–dy lines! what the hell were you thinking, tommy?!

[hook]
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later
i will refactor this later
you know i will refactor this later

tommy… just go to support

- espen sande larsen lyrics

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