penis song - eric idle lyrics
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[good evening, ladies and gentlemen. here’s a little number i tossed off recently in the caribbean.]
isn’t it awfully nice to have a p-n-s,
isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
it’s swell to have a stiffy,
it’s divine to own a d-ck,
from the tiniest little tadger
to the world’s biggest pr-ck.
so three cheers for your willy or john thomas,
hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
your percy or your c-ck,
you can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in your sock,
but don’t take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock,
and you won’t come back.
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