seth rogen interview - eric andre lyrics
[eric andre]
uhh, ladies and gentlemen he’s in movies, seth rogen!
[seth rogen]
how is it going? your d-ck is hanging out
[eric andre]
yeah, uh, alright, ooh, xyz, examine your zipper
whhh- what’s- what’s your- what’s your- what’s your- cellphone number?
[seth rogen]
uh, what’s my cellphone number?
[eric andre]
we’ll just put it at the bottom if anybody has some comments, questions about- about-
[seth rogen]
i don’t wanna do that. please don’t do that
[eric andre]
uhh, ok i wanna talk about… you’re in love. you have a wife
[seth rogen]
i do, yeah
[eric andre]
do you have s-x do you make love to that poor woman?
[seth rogen]
well i don’t know if she considers herself to be a poor woman, but
yeah we-
[eric andre]
not monetarily. just what she’s going- what you’re putting her through
[seth rogen]
we have s-x and make love
[eric andre]
do you touch her b–bies?
[seth rogen]
i do yeah
[eric andre]
and she touches your pee pee?
[seth rogen]
she does touch my pee pee, my p-n-s not my literal pee pee. i don’t p-ss on my wife if that’s what you’re asking
-audience claps-
[eric andre]
what’s the most high you’ve ever been?
[seth rogen]
what’s the most high i’ve ever been? uh, i dont know
-eric plays flute-
[hannibal]
sometimes when i get high i think this show is a ploy for eric to k!ll me
-eric plays flute-
[hannibal]
but then i get sober and i be like: “man, i was tripping”
-audience claps-
-eric burps-
[seth rogen]
actually i have a show i wanna promote. can i do that?
[eric andre]
alright, it is velcro time! the velcro time. this is where you put on a velcro suit, jump off that trampoline and you will stick to the velcro wall
-audience claps-
[seth rogen]
didn’t letterman do this exact bit for like 20 years
[eric andre]
if it works it works. hahaha. alright. on your mark. get set. go!
-seth rogen goes through the wall-
[seth rogen]
ugh, ugh, f-ck
[hannibal]
what happened?
[eric andre]
uhhhhh
[hannibal]
y’all spin around like ballers. seething with jealousy i am
[eric andre]
you’re in movies
[seth rogen]
i am
[eric andre]
i just booked a non-union regional ham commercial. you don’t see me bragging about it on television
[seth rogen]
i, uh, i did just see you brag about it on television
[eric andre]
you think woody allen should get chinese castrated, so he stops jerking off his ex-kids?
[seth rogen]
i don’t know
-bleep-
[eric andre]
i got it. i got it. i got it. i got it. sorry about that
[hannibal]
ey, get it together man
[eric andre]
godd-mn it. sorry
we got it
[seth rogen]
you got it. you got it. you got it. got it. got it. got it. you got it. you got it. you’re good
[eric andre]
yo, seth
[seth rogen]
yes?
[eric andre]
hey
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