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willy wonka vs ronald mcdonald - epicrapbattles10 lyrics

[verse 1: w*lly wonka]
ronald mcdonald, i don’t think you understand

my candy is one of the most popular demands
no hard feelings, i’m not trying to be rude
but it would be stupid to put chocolate below fast food
your red hair, your yellow vest, i don’t know what to say
by the way, your boss called, the circus is that way
your prices are expensive, and you don’t have any deals
i’ll eat your verses up, call it a happy meal!

[verse 2: ronald mcdonald]
they call me mickey d, and it’s not hard to see
why most people in this world don’t prefer you over me
keep eating all that chocolate, and you’ll keep getting fatter
i may look like a clown, but who are you, the mad hatter?
you’re a weird human being, you’re obviously insane
you’re not even old, but you still walk around with a cane
you versus me? this will not last
my verses are like my food, ’cause they come fast!

[verse 3: w*lly wonka]
you should’ve known not to mess with w*lly wonka’s army
i would rather prefer a beef and cheese sandwich from arby’s
oh, i’m sorry, did that dis sting?
i’ll go a few minutes down the road and eat at burger king
what are you going to do now, are you gonna go ahead and sue me?
my factory’s so popular that they made it into two movies
listen ronald mcdonald, i know a little riddle
i would rather eat sh*t than one of those horrid looking mcgriddles!
[verse 4: ronald mcdonald]
why would i sue you? it would make your frigid body cry!
you don’t have any money, so it would be a worthless try!
i have invented the best food ever made in the world
you’re too busy opening your factory to little boys and little girls
your voice is squeaky and high, like an annoying little cricket
i’ll storm into your factory without my golden ticket!
i just tell you the truth, i have never told a lie!
so w*lly wonka, would you like some salt with those fries?

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