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homestar runner vs. deejay the dj - epic rap battles of sigma lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of sigma!!

homestar runner vs. deejay the dj

begin!!!!

[verse 1: homestar runner]
step aside, lemme get this out the way!
many reasons why you’re dumb, theres too much i can say
i’m looking at you, you make me wanna cry!
you don’t know how to dj, get a load of these guys!
is your band name your favorite martian?
if you got a house, imma commit arson
do you babies cry over spoiled milk?
you guys think you’re funnier than pickle rick?
i ain’t an orphan! i got a family
i will walk away and ditch you guys happily
i will grab a ladder and climb
i can say ending words with a rhyme
you don’t know how to speak a language
your dj’ing sk!lls are not very tranquil
you cheat by looking at someone paper
and copying it down, are you a minor or a major?

[verse 2: deejay the dj]
oh baby, do you have rabies?
if you had a girlfiеnd then you guys won’t make babies!

don’t be to rude, i can be a little rough rough
i’m takin a sip of this red bull energy drink
you so gullible that you fall for every trick
why does bro look like a humanized marshmallow?
you don’t have any t**th they fell of for being all yellow
this dude in front of me needs to get his mouth shut!
what? you got beef? bring it on! i’ll kick your b*tt!
your website should be taken down for life
i cheated on my girlfriend to marry your wife!
oh wait, you don’t have one you’re single!
you so old that you got so many wrinkles!
and all the girlies that see me!
i say to them: bow chicka wow wow marry me baby!
[verse 3: homestar runner]
umm what? dude you’re so weird
i have invisibility potion, you get disappeared
i’ll hang out with my friend strong bad
you’re entire outfit is all bad!
are you the walmart version of caseoh?
i bet you didn’t notice, why don’t you say so?
everytime i look at you, i say you’re the one i hate!

[verse 4: deejay]
yes it is, homestar! thanks for the feedback!
i take my roasts back, sike!!! you got teased back!
n0body even wants you here!
do i make myself clear?
i’ll take that silence as a yes
after this rap battle my bars will be a success
you got a weird sense of humor
if you say something else, i’ll say* ok boomer

[outro: homestar runner]
bruh, using ok boomer meme in 2024 is cringe, weirdo!

- epic rap battles of sigma lyrics

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