wolverine vs freddy krueger - epic rap battles of history lyrics
epic rap battles of history!
wolverine!
versus!
freddy krueger!
begin!
1, 2 freddy’s coming for you
3, 4 better lock your, lock your, lock your, lock your
welcome to prime time b-tch
better stay awake like a meth head
i’ll spread red on your bed spread
until you’re lying there on your death bed
you got a healing factor?
i got a k!ll b-tches on the ceiling factor
under your mask, you’re a singer-slash-actor
under my skin i’m a slasher-slash-slasher
b-tch, i come from wes cravin’s twisted mind
you come from comic books that kids get
when they’re well-behaved at christmas time
flock of seagulls called, they want their hairstyle returned
and that wasn’t even my main diss, it was only a side-burn!
nice gloves, bub, but i’m real from bones to teeth
that claw’s like a strap-on; there’s a p-ssy underneath
don’t sleep? that’s all you got for me?
i could defeat your -ss with a cup of tea
i went to h-ll and back and whopped satan’s -ss
you got beat by a nancy on elm street
you wanna talk about burns, mac?
the pta turned your face into deadpool’s b-llsack!
wrapped in a where’s waldo sweater
jason can’t talk and he rocks the mic better!
so step into my cat nap, see if you can hack that
ya better hang on to your whack hat
because your worst nightmare ain’t huge jack-sh-t
compared to the least of my weapon-x flashbacks!
i’m the adamantium, champion, x-man
you’ll only be half of edward scissorhands!
so don’t get me more p-ssed, chump
i’d take your whole franchise out with a fistb-mp!
look at the size of your body
how could i possibly think i’m in trouble?
i can’t tell the difference between your action figure
and your stunt double!
whats the matter? you look tired, eh?
i’ll be in your bed tonight, unlike jean grey!
as for me? i’m a chick magnet
some heavy metal b-tches are real attractive
what the f-ck is a wolverine, some kind of angry beaver?
i was more intimidated by a tiny canadian
the first time i saw justin beiber!
that verse stung, bub, but i’ve already recovered
i’ll call you tomorrow morning if i need my toast b-ttered
i ain’t got time for this,
saving the world, what qualities do you bring?
you’re a pedophile from the midwest, at least r kelly could sing
so you got the wrong room, if you’re looking for fear
the only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer!
that face tells me you’ve met your match
so come back if you got another itch to scratch
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
eeeeeeeepic… rap. battles… of history!
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