lasagna vs croissant - epic rap battles of food lyrics
epic rap battles of food
lasagna
vs
croissant
begin!
lasagna:
come stai? sono funny food of italy!
you are so dumb and incredibly silly
i am lasagna, i invented macaroni
leonardo the vinchy, and people named tony!
i work at pizza hut, you taste like pizza b*tt
you only have jack ques and marmaduke the mutt
everyone loves me even more than pizza
as italians always say: pasta la vista!
croissant:
je m’appelle croissant. in smash i always taunt
i am the food that italians want
french people? cool, i have them too!
by the way, i took a ratatouille all over you!
hon hon hon! this is stereotypical
heist all your money because i am so biblical
my b*tter taste’s so good, go back to mii plaza
you’rе so nasty and scary i’ll call you creepypasta!
garfield:
it’s monday already? you know what that means!
i’m gonna shakе your mom and i’ll make her spill the beans
“d’oh!”
that’s my catchphrase, i think that you’re so lame
i’ll kick you off the table where you will feel some shame
croissant? that’s nasty, even i wouldn’t eat you
i like to eat jon’s cooking, and that tastes like poo!
you work at wal*mart, today you won’t get paid!
i’ll drink you like dog sperm; time to get spayed!
carl wheezer:
um, yes? are you gonna finish yapping your junk!
it’s time for carl to bring kek and funk!
your words are ms. fowl so don’t say no more!
by the way, your mom’s hot and i lover like ore!
you’ve got diamonds and emeralds but i’m more bright
even on a monday, you’re sleeping all night!
your comics are boring, without a doubt
you want to talk? okay, boutta head out
garfield:
good grief, that’s my motto you b*tthead
i’m taking a nap, i’ll wake to doppy instead
garfield gets real while carl gets trashed
this is the garfield show looks like you gotta blast
carl wheezer:
it’s not nermal bein’ fat you should lose weight
then you can ride llamas when you’re at heaven’s gate
i’ve sheen all of your tricks call me jeffrey garcia
your thought bubble is popped now i’ll go be and your papa
who won
whos next
you decide
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