the rake vs bob - epic rap battles of creepypasta lyrics
[intro]
epic rap battles of creepypasta
the rake
vs
bob
begin
[verse 1: the rake]
i enter this battle like a plague upon the land
if you want to fulfill your death wish then i’ll lend you a hand
i’m a “hybrid” of a creature, laying waste to your verse
for when it comes to white k!ller creatures, i was the very first
i’m from the pits of h*ll, though a wiki is where you hail
with an edgier story than your dirty toenails
i understand i’m k!lling you slowly with each and every line
in the end, just remember to leave a suicide note behind
[verse 2: bob:
you speak to me as though you’re a gift from god
though the truth shows you’re nothing but a modern*day fraud
hear the sound of a door kicked in, you’ll wish you were being robbed
when you gaze upon the face of all your nightmares, bob!
the beast is beating you so bad, it’s not obscene, it’s brutal!
noodle arms just fueled my anger, a schoolgirl would be less futile!
break your myth like the windows, either way, you’ll feel the “pane”
then i’ll clean up your remains with a rusty old rake
[verse 3: the rake]
you think that you’re sneaky, but your attacks are plain as day
and i can hear this phlegm*filled croaker a mile away!
you better set up a recorder, tape me roaming through your woods
and give you a bigger scare than your terrible tale ever could
living since the 1600’s, who today would like your story?
better prepare for my wrath, as i leave your land gory
so it’s best to take my request, and just never return
‘cause i’m tearing up your flows, like an innocent little girl
[verse 4: bob]
what’s with your garbled nonsense, i can’t understand you
this monster won’t be breathing, once i leave him like andrew
even if i don’t have any arms, i’ll take you by the throat, man
since you only exist as a carbon copy of the goatman
chase you down with ease, gnaw on your jaw and stomp you to death
you’re a scrawny loser rubbing it out on elder’s headrest!
his name was the rake, his game was being at second rate
after i break this fake, i’ll send him to the animal shelter’s gates!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap *glass shattering* battles of creepypasta
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