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spongebob vs. left 4 dead 2. - epic rap battles of bruh lyrics

spongebob, patrick, squidward & mr. krabs:
i’m ready!, to f*ck you up, or we’ll be trying
spongebob pass me a medkit please i’m dying
where’s the chungus*kit?, i don’t have that add*on!
well sh*t…how’s the base game c*nt, don’t worry i have a baton
spongebob i swear to god please give me a medkit
but my chungus… n0body gives a f*ck mr. patrick!
that’s rude mr. krabs, you should be enslaved
i will p*ss on your tombstones with your names engraved!
holy sh*t god i’m still f*cking dying, my life is being taken
uh hey, hold on guys why is the ground shaking

boomer, charger, smoker, & jockey:
squidward. stop being a b*tchward
you said the same sh*t, yesterdayward
you almost got k!lled by a f*cking witch, b*tch
how you gonna say that you’re f*cking lit, b*tch?
you’re never ever ever gettin’ past this game, b*tch
can’t spit fire if you’re under the flames, b*tch
die b*tch! die b*tch! die b*tch! die b*tch!
cry b*tch! cry b*tch! cry b*tch! cry b*tch!
knock knock, my c*ck c*ck flops on your face
that’s disgusting bro you should apologize you disgrace
when you mess with the sped boys, you’ll become the dead bois
mr. krabs will be red, boy; that’s what i f*cking said boy
spongebob, patrick, squidward & mr. krabs:
these special ed*infected f*cks will never ever top us
your right arm is big from jerking off, no kidding? no bluff
it won’t take long for us to blow up this fatty
maybe he just wants a krabby pat*
(choking sounds) f*ck help me!!!
spongebob!!!!!!

smoker (with a lisp):
the only thing you’re blowing is some fat f*cking c*ck
i’m big like chungus so this beat i will rock!!
when i’ve got you by the throat there’ll be no more debatin
say goodbye to your friends before you’re like: whats up satan

(tank drops down and immediately squishes spongebob. goodbye)

(spongebob characters going insane in the background)

tank
woo!
you been pretendin’, ever since you got special infected
like to think you did it all, when you’re just the sh*t on my walls
that’s sad, then i heard you try to rap
i was more disappointed, when i found out the witch wouldn’t give me her cr*p (bruh sound effect plays)
i’m multi super p*ssed prepare for your defeat
there’s no f*cking way that i’ll be beat
i throw rocks, you suck c*ck
you write schlop, i build blocks
i be throwin cars from afar
steven universe: call you lars
get ready to be taken back to the past
i am so cringe that i make your game lag
bubble bass
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bout to drop the bass oh sh*t thats me
i don’t remember ordering my burger with sh*t meat
listen up tank your verse is f*cking d*ckles
you thought you had a good verse but you forgot the pickles!!

(patrick throws molotov)

bubble bass
fuuuuuuuuuuck i dont have a medkit

patrick
whoops 🙂

patrick what the f*ck!!!!!

(beat fades back in)
spongebob’s ghost (and others):
well, guys, obviously, this isn’t f*cking working!
(coughs) you’re back?! jockey’s mom gave me a jerking
i’ve got one last ditch effort to win this rap, it’s quite lit
all we need is a bit of chocolate… chocolate… chocolate..

???: did somebody say chocolate
the chocolate guy:
left for dead twoooo! i’m eating all your mom’s cl*ts
i’ve entered in this battle to eat all of your chocolate
chocolate!!!!!! chooocccooolllaaaatttee
sock shiiiiiiiit!!! sooooockk shiiiiiit!

squidward:
f*ck im being chargered help me!!!! fucccccccccckkk
(what the f*ck is he doing? why is he not doing anything? somebody please f*cking help me! somebody help! somebody help!!!!)

spongebob:
goodbye squidward. hope you finished those errands!

*spongebob, patrick, and mr. krabs have left the game.*

*fade to black*

in memory of squidward

- epic rap battles of bruh lyrics

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