jigsaw vs. nostalgia critic. - epic rap battles of bruh lyrics
nostalgia critic:
i remember it so you don’t have too
just kidding you have f*cking alhemizers lol (p**p noise)
when your reboot came, i was incredibly depressed
make a better f*cking movie or else i’ll be mentally stressed
call you your f*cking kid cause you’re about to be sawed (i am god!)
i’ll rip your c*ck into pieces, you’ll have to assemble the jigsaw (haha!)
i’m taking my medication so i can diss a horror movie k!ller
i don’t have any diseases im just addicted to paink!llers
jigsaw:
it’s time for you to view a tape that’s based on your defeat
try to escape my traps, and it’ll be in saw 3d
i may have cancer (coughs), but at least i’m not black
you’re sh*tty reviews are pretty (coughs aggressively)…wack
your channel was not awesome, just look at your vids
you had a ton of crew, but then they left you, sh*t
you’re chained to a toilet, get to the bomb fast
i’ll give you a hint, the key is in your ass
nostalgia critic:
black! woman! get in here and help me diss him!
wait, sh*t. they’re gone cause i forgot to pay them
i’ll just dial up linkara to bring your defeat!
f*ck, he’s been arrested for assualting a homeless man on the street
all my friends are gone. even my brother f*cking dipped
no matter f*cking what i won’t bail on this sinking ship
time to cut off my foot, that’s what you do right?
come on!, i can’t die first, look at me, i’m white!
jigsaw:
you’ve failed my f*cking test. dumbass b*tch c*nt
why don’t you pay your workers. dumbass b*tch c*nt
it is very unfortunate for the following events to occur
reverse bear trap * ah sh*t, that’s a slur
take a shower, critic. you’re incredibly musty
n0body wants to say it, but i was really best voiced by multi
your time is done here, bye like your movie crossovers
suck my d*ck, doug c*cker. you lost, game over
*nostalgia critic f*cking dies* *boom boom*
jigsaw:
that’s another stinky poo poo diarrhea sh*t t*rd flushed down the toilet of life
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