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jason voorhees vs. normal porn for normal people. - epic rap battles of bruh lyrics

jason:
1980, been here since the beginning
i’m a man of god normal p*rn is still sinning
it’s friday the 13th but also it’s also halloween b*tch
so i’ll k!ll another camper dipped and filled with sh*t
i got a machete, best be ready, this b*tch’s touching kids like freddy
dreadly stay steady, k!ll a teddy, and leave you deady
normal people, you know i k!ll that, normal p*rn i also watch that
mothers, makes me sad, try me i was in mortal kombat

npfnp
this sh*thead is the one who isn’t praying to god?
those are big words coming from the d*ckwad
used to be the biggest threat with that gigantic shaft
now jason is up in sp*ce making f*cking garbage robot braps
i know your mother’s dead, you could use some manners
you’re not hot * you got leaked by your fellow onlyfanners
the last time i saw your sh*t i nearly put a gun up my ass
i think you should calm down man for it’s just an epic battle of raps

jason
seems like you’re drowning in my flows…wait f*ck
if i wanted better lines .. i’d watch the movie cuck
i see you’ve run out of tp, now, do you understand?
if you’ve got nothing else to wipe with i can lend you a hand
jason voorhees, chasin wh0res see, as i vore these
gore beats, surely, make you end up like all my sh*tty bullies
i’d suggest getting off those stairs because you’re looking like a fool
normal p*rn for normal people? not even 6’2
npfnp
you take english, f*ckhead? to avoid splices, use commas
when i saw your deceased ass mother i said “ooh baby mama”
i’ll be flipping the desk when i slap you with my solid “wood”
i searched up your movies and the scores were not looking good
you’re the wh0re of michael myers, for d*ck i know your supplier
you and ilikemenderman get off sucking guys’ survivors
it seems, in this fight, you were not prepared for my gore
caught you in the act * jason’s looking at p*rn!

- epic rap battles of bruh lyrics

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