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terry fox vs sidney crosby - epic rap battle parodies lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
terry fox
vs
sidney crosby
b*b*b*begin

[verse 1: sidney crosby]
oh fantastic mr. fox, i don’t mean to pull your leg
but this battle will end like your running at thunder bay
you can’t beat me, might as well give up hope of trying
at least when i achieved fame, i wasn’t sick and dying
i’m the centre position, greatest player of all time
and i’ll cost you an arm and a leg when i school you in rhyme
i use a hockey stick to play, you need one just to walk
limp away, terrance; the puck’s about to drop
[verse 2: terry fox]
i don’t need a real leg just to kick your ass
pour some water to mark the defeat of this geek from halifax
i’m a true and honest man, so i have to be precise
you’ll be the next one to go down, dropped beneath the ice
be quiet, sid the kid; what’re you crying about?
i’ll make sure that once again your t**th get knocked out
you’re taking the game by storm? there’s no need to be c*cky
you couldn’t even score a goal in a game of pond hockey

[verse 3: sidney crosby]
this is coming from the man who failed at basketball
nh*h*ll, is it even possible for you to run a lap without a fall?
take one step closer, i’ll amputate you with rhyme
break a leg buddy, we’re going into overtime
let us not tarry in this marathon of pain
i’ve achieved more than you and i’m not even in the hall of fame
this hurting will never stop, so you better leg it
this whole country supported you and you still couldn’t make it

[verse 4: terry fox]
i’m a cross*country runner while you’re still on mile 0
just a dime*a*dozen hockey player while i’m a real hero
give it up, cindy crosby; try a real sport instead
got another concussion? you’re just not right in the head
it’s true that i failed, but that doesn’t mean i lost
i died because of cancer but my message got across
i wasn’t defeated by misfortune; i triumphed over adversity
you may have won the stanley cup, but you’ll never stop my legacy
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you, you, y*you decide
epic rap battle parodies

- epic rap battle parodies lyrics

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