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steve vs. joe 2 - epic rap battle parodies lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies!
steve
versus
joe
begin!

[steve]
yo it’s steve burns and i’m coming in hot
blue’s clues sucks now a bit? no a lot
even if i won you’ll be wondering how
your face will be like magenta and blue, boom kapow
i’ll rub your b-tt and make a wish like a genie -ss
uh…uh…you’re a g*nius! :)))))))
i look fly in my green and white striped shirt, b-tch
wait a second… aw f-ck! goddammit! sh-t!

[joe]
if you don’t shut up now then i’d like to know when
you got a fast rap last time, so here’s my r-r-revenge
oh hey it’s joe, gonna rap so fast you won’t be able to tolerate it
your -ss got played by hunter tolliver in the last rap battle b-tch, and that’s some weird sh-t
because he’s not even around anymore, he’s just some godd-mn old news
stay away from little kids and sh-t, that’s some weird sh-t, i bet you show them your nudes
now i’m gonna flip the f-ck out all over your -ss and it’ll be really uncalled for
just like you added some extra characters to the death note battle i suggested, you wh0r-
i have to admit bro, the show’s been pretty sh-tty
since you left for some t-tties in liberty city

[steve:]
hey, can i have some nudes like my original body actor?
gotta leave for college just like my original body actor

[joe]
thank you steve, that was a f-cking horrible presentation
now i’ll show you that i’m loved around the nation!

[steve]
well, there’s more episodes with me than you so you’d better be crying
i’m calling in salt and pepper to make you totally dying

[salt & pepper]
hon hon! it’s the best condiments here to make you weep!
push it real good, like i shove a baguette inside of ye’
let’s talk about s-x, baby, wait, wrong salt and pepper!
you cannot step to us because we are much better!

[mailbox]
sounds like you’re a bit salty, hue hue hue
and also a bit peppery, you’re a jew jew jew
it’s a clue! time for male time, b-tch! suck my b-lls
i was gonna say you won but i fooled you all
yo, i’m spitting so fast, l!ck my b-tt
and salt and pepper, you said what?
i’m the best, i’m banging on my chest
i don’t even have a chest, so l!ck my breast
i don’t even have a breast, so l!ck my shovel and pail
you. are. an epic fail

[blue]
yo, it’s the blue paint that’s always on the carpet
’bout to kick your -ss like it was a sparta kick!

[magenta]
oh god! please don’t put me in another rap vid!
i don’t want to be a p-rn star, you f-cking immature kids!

[steve]
now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
but i’m the og jew fast rapper, so please stop cr-pping
steve will sparta kick you down a notch, ’cause this is blues clues!
i bet you can’t even handle an inch of my long p-n-s you jew
sooo now it’s time for my fast rap, i’m steve burns b-tch
gonna make you all ben drowned, and please suck my jewish cl-t
oh wait i’m a male human being who does not have a v-g-n-
you immigrated f-cks, go back to jewish china
i’m a scientific wonder, i’m on ellen, wait that’s steve spangler
go watch out for your dog joe….. imma hang her

(undertale-megalovania)

[steve]
wha? what the f-ck?

[joe]
you’ve been a com……you’ve been in a coma for 17 years
now let me give you my joe and tell you…… queer!

[steve]
oh… alright

- epic rap battle parodies lyrics

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