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scott cawthon vs notch - epic rap battle parodies lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
scott cawthon
versus
markus persson
begin

[verse 1: scott cawthon]
h*llo? h*llo? cawthon is in to beat this joke
whose games are designed to teach kids without a frontal lobe
i’ll chokehold your whole neck and leak you as a purple guy
nah, in fact the amount of games you ripped off makes you a phony guy
i’ve got the lore to lure kids from reddit pages and fansites
while you got the bore to lure a defecated wam of infant parasites
and ever since 1987 have i heard a rhyme give a bitе so unforgiven
so notch just please stop your prеtending or i’ll leave you on the ground forever begging
just like my games, i’m releasing disses every second of every minute
while your game has already died, scott’s got the respect to stay relevant
my films will have years of effort, scott game’s fame is here to stay
don’t want to spit your flow faster? tomorrow is another day
[verse 2: notch]
yes, scott, i’ve heard the news. a film of five nights
directed by the numbnuts that ruined poltergeist?
my games have been studied in studios, empires and classes
your games have been theorized by markipliers and yamimashes
clearly this is notch*yo*win, you’ll need a potion of a rapping
have you heard about herobrin? well you’ll get more scares than a minecraft skin
you should take caution, cawthon, i’ll leave you coughin then throw you in a coffin
dude i’ve seen scarier plots written in clop fiction
free roam multiplayer, 3d graphics all around
your cgi point and cl!ck deserves to rot on newgrounds
in fact no matter what you say, mojang will stay the strongest
you’ll be forever known as the pr*ck who made biblical animatronics

[verse 3: scott cawthon]
(h*llo? are you there?)
well at least i learned my lesson from all the trolls and assault
you’re forcing other works down our throats like scrolls and cobalt
and you wanna bring up point and cl!ck repetition with me?
keep talking with your “new” blocking dead rpg
i’ll scott tape your mouth shut and stuff you in a bear suit
can you fit? with all of that blubber over your glute?
i mean seriously dude, you make gabe newell look full grown
must be a pain markuss, with all the living kidney stones
so next time you wanna play, be sure that you’re ready
i would hate for you to suffer like that kid with golden freddy
[verse 4: notch]
oh my god, are you serious? you couldn’t get any more cheesy
your plot twists would make m. night shamylayan feel queasy
and nice fursona you got there, should i really ask honestly?
wouldn’t be surprised if you enjoyed showing your ender rod to foxy
so take your children and let them test run a real game
not some overhyped cr*p fest that uses roleplayers for fame
i might need to recall, but it’s one bone that i haven’t picked
you started off making religious games? holy sh*t

[interlude: edmund mcmillen]
(1, 2, 3, 4)

[verse 5: edmund mcmillen]
oh? you called? i’m glad we finally get to team meet!
i know you want to be dissed but i need to hear you ask me
i’m the keeper that’s been making a mck!llin, burns like bas*m*nts when it’s you i’m grilling
i mean really, at least i’m not a sellout who markets his game for children
and trust me, i know about crying, i’ve programmed you pills, tears up, hah
could’ve stopped this in the past, but now i guess you’re time f*cked!
and you’re sh*tting out brownies, you have no chance to be loved worldwide
don’t you care about your works? you need to take some ultra pride
so enter my acroplypse, there’s no escape for you loose screws
i’ll beat you losers cobalt blue, just call this isaac’s child abuse
with bl**dy rage, you’ll meet your fate, you’re worse than a datamine unlock
so just enjoy your never ending binding when you’re playing as the lost
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic [jumpscare] rap battle parodies

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