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hank hill vs duck dynasty - epic rap battle parodies lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
hank hill
vs
duck dynasty
begin

[verse 1: willie & si]
it’s time to dine with the dynasty! you’re facing willie and si
don’t you dare complain, hank, you’ll have to dale with it this time
quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories
here’s redneck rule #1: learn to never mess with me
it’s a fact, jack, we’ll double team to spit hard at you
i’ve eaten ‘coon cr*p that tasted better than your barbecue
it doesn’t take a boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
your chances of winning arе as narrow as your urethra
[verse 2: hank hill]
willie, you giblet hеad, you’re really out of luck
you think you can rap against me? you can’t even talk to your ducks
don’t talk about my urethra, bwah! i’m gonna kick your ass
i’m the king, and you’ll feel the pro*pain that i bring at last
i’m not saying you’re not good at rapping, i’m just saying i’m better
if you werent my enemies i’d slap you, making your sunburn redder
who’d want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex*drug users?
with the head of the family being a h0m*phobic, teen*marrying, loser!

[verse 3: willie, si, and ]
we’ll shoot you down like duck hunter, so prepare to fall under
spitting duck call after duck call, your friends will drop by the numbers
hey, hey, hey, we’ll push this king off of his hill
our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill
we’ll call you out like a duck commander, so listen when we wreck this
lemme tell you the story about how we kicked hank’s ass out of texas
i don’t want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

[verse 4: bobby hill and hank hill]
let go of my purse! i don’t even know you!
your verses are more cr*p, than what bobby listens to
now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
so that means to beat you two, we have to think like little b*tches
how nerve wrecking that these sell*outs are trying to fight me
when the fact is walmart is reason they make their money
you guys have put me down less than si puts down his cup
so now it’s time to celebrate with an alamo beer, yep
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies

- epic rap battle parodies lyrics

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