charlie chaplin vs george lopez - epic rap battle parodies lyrics
[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
george lopez
vs
charlie chaplin
begin
[verse 1: george lopez]
hey there chap, welcome to the george lopez show
it’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
my show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
i heard you’re a*t*rd to sound, so i hope you enjoy my flow
i’ll ship this woman back to paris because you’ll never best me
what’s that smell? something’s silent but deadly?
if i can take on michael jackson, then i sure can take on thee
if there was a biopic on who k!lled you, i’d bе the main lead
[verse 2: charlie chaplin]
i’ve been ruling thе silent film era, your show is not amazing
this stache says it all, i’ll dictate this battle greatly
a battle’s what you fancy? well, i’ll make your stomach grumble
what’s even your race? is this george of the jungle?
abc? more like lgb, i know you’re g*y
so why don’t you haul your racist ass back to la
i’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
you’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz i’ll make this “kid*knee”
[verse 3: george lopez]
n0body watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
what’s that in your pants? i think i’m making charlie brown
i met up with oona o’ neill, and i made that b*tch kneel
your other wives were my lo rida, making me squeal
[verse 4: charlie chaplin]
“why you crying?”, george? is it because i’m just better, sir?
when it comes to actors, the better lopez is jennifer
when i start charlie stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
your role in sharkboy and lava girl was quite shocking indeed
[verse 5: george lopez]
i’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp
[verse 6: charlie chaplin]
you look like guillermo rodriguez got a few inches taller
so take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap *projector reel falls apart* battle parodies
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