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beavis & butt-head vs lewis & clark - epic rap battle parodies lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
beavis and b*tthead
vs
lewis and clark
begin

[verse 1: meriwether lewis & william clark]
ah, clark, we’ll have to take a break on this expedition
there are two foolish bufoons here that we must start dissing
they have an unbelievable use of hair product in store
no more prattle, in this battle, they’ll be begging for more
ahem, lewis, this will be a joyous halt to our search
beating these two teens, who are worth nothing on this earth
it’s clear to me, with their unintelligence, they’ve been abused
with perverted toilet jokes, they both seem to get quite amused
[verse 2: b*tt*head & beavis]
hey beavis…uh…let’s kick these b*ttmunches’ asses
your story sucks more than mr. van driessen’s classes
to mr. meriwether lewis, yeah i thought you ought to know
how about i sn*tch sacajawea and shove my finger up her bunghole?
b*tthead.. like, what the h*ll are these ass goblins doing here?
jewp*ss and shart? nyek, they sound like queers
you dillwads don’t even have a reason to gloat
just leave this battle and go back to your bug infested boat

[verse 3: meriwether lewis & william clark]
one, two, three mississippi, times diminishing
they don’t realize lewis and clark aren’t close to finishing
b*tt*head and beavis, just leave us, or lyrical pounds will get you down
you can’t hurt us, you got no adult supervision around
these wannabe big deals got no s*x appeal and will surely squeel
we’re the ones who did america! you’re not even real
go back to school, it’s clear we rule and we’re gonna leave you hurt
h*ll, the only person that likes you is that fat kid stuart

[verse 4: b*tt*head & beavis]
uh, you guys are h0m*, like, you’ll never have s*x
uhuhuhuhuh, i said s*x, you guys are just wrecks
you t*rdburglars suck, we can’t even bare ya
you’re more annoying than that b*tt munch girl, daria
all you do is have s*x with an indian bungwipe
while me and beavis did america, h*ll yeah, d*mn right
my name is beaviszilla, because i’m gonna rip you in half
your rhymes make me cry worse than that onion cr*p
[verse 5: meriwether lewis & william clark]
you two are the ugliest creatures we’ve ever seen
how dumb can you be? you dressed as yourselves for halloween
clean clothes and iq is something you certainly lack
your faces are so ugly, you gave your princ*p*l a heart attack
my name is meriwether lewis, and my name is william clark
at least i could get a wife, mrs. julia hanc*ck

[interlude: william clark & b*tt*head]
*laughter*
shut up
shut up
you said c*ck
shut up
shut up!

[verse 6: b*tt*head & beavis]
hey, fartknockers, we broke tv ratings, but who’s countin’
i bet you let nine young men ride your rocky mountains
we’re the kings of mtv, so it’s best that you just hush
now just see what happens when beavis gets a sugar rush
oh, i’m about to get hyper! i think i’m gonna transform
to the great almighty cornholio, we’re gonna score

[verse 7: cornholio]
straight from lake titicaca, with this shirt over my head
these rhymes shoot out harder than bullets made of lead
i’m the great cornholio, why don’t you rap to that!
you two dora the explorers don’t know jack
you’re bungholes, i’m the greatest, that’s a fact
shove this tp up your ass, nyek, ass
[outro: announcer & b*tt*head]
who won? (uh, i did)
who’s next? (uh, he, he he)
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies

- epic rap battle parodies lyrics

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