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spongebob squarepants vs patrick star - epic rap batles lyrics

epic rap battles of history
spongebob squarepants
vs
patrick star
begin!

patrick:
it’s time to test the true test of friendship, spongebob
i don’t think you’ll get friends at a patty flippin’ job
your boss is pretty greedy and coworker is a douchebag
and dude, stop trying to be g*y with me you little f*g
i live in a rock, you live in a fruit, oh no
i just wanna tell you that sandy is a hoe
n0body even likes you, go back to your snail
or go somewhere, sh*t you can’t, all the driving tests you fail

spongebob:
lazy fat f*ck, let me tell you something more
you’re the one that b*tches about not having an award
you can’t do nothing right, you’re dumb in every way
and i think you are thе one that is most likely g*y
you tried to bеcome a man but of course you went to grandma
and holy sh*t, you l!cked that sand shaped like a banana
i at least go out, you’re a hermit buddy
here’s the battle b*tch, you’re going down tubby
patrick star:
you f*cking queer, you have no ears
you’ve worked at a resteraunt for fourteen years
disliked by peers, have a million fears
now you can’t hear, go cry in tears
you’re 25 years old, yet you still play with teddies?
it’s time for your ass to get beat. i’m ready!

spongebob:
let’s go jellyfishing, i hope you are liable
bring a net b*tch, you ain’t getting ol’ reliable
mayonaisse ain’t an instrument my victory is
i’m ready for your death, shirtless piece of sh*t

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of history

- epic rap batles lyrics

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