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mr. clean vs baldi's basics - epic rap batles lyrics

mr. clean
the cleanliness mr. clean’s gonna clean you to the bits
i’m bald just like this assh0l* but he’s just a bigger b*tch
you versus me? i’m mr. clean
i don’t give a flying f*ck what you think of me
i love my wife cause she got a big rack
i hate my kids cause they have all small sacks
wow what a tool, i think he’s fooled
you teach school, you think you’re cool
i don’t give a f*ck if you’re loved by kids
cause i’m loved by a wife with big tits
with a mop and scrub in hand
you can thank your mom for that
i did some work right in the lab
holy sh*t, it’s giant crabs

baldi
we’re quite alike and i know your pain
no hair to cover up your bald ass brain
but you’re a cuckold littlе f*ck, i can’t pity your sh*t
it doesn’t make up for the crimеs you commit
your raps won’t work cause they’re mop n’ scrubs
for me it’s a shocker when i teach all the scrubs
can’t step to me and my classroom, d*ck
i’m more of a struggle than the apocalypse
yeah i said apocalypse, it’s a joke, b*tch
everyone acts like a b*tch, b*tch
i teach mathematics like a big b*tch
all the students in the class are big b*tch
yeah, i’m baldi and i’m right
your bald ass head is bright
it causes a bright light
i’m gonna die tonight
why is this verse still dragging on? i just wanna jerk it with my hand
your bald is just as crazy as a wild wasteland
my action points rock up this joint, you’re totally dead when i’m through
it’s no wonder your mother died while giving birth to you
mr. clean
you don’t understand the flaws of humanity
you don’t know who you’re talking to so watch your profanity
i love my d*ck, it’s pretty sl!ck
and the moment you consume it you will find it delicious
cause i’m a motherf*cker who is looking like a trucker
and i’m gonna maul ya till you’re on the ground as a buckner
and god d*mn, look at you, head full of cancer
so now i’ll kick you in the cl*t just like a b*tt dancer
i just want a new vegas, know what i’m sayin’?
i’m like goku. (super saiyan!)
did you get the joke? i’ll explain it to you
i’m goku, you’re vegeta. you’re gonna f*cking lose
so power the mr. clean cannon (chants), yeah this f*cking sh*t is canon
now i”m gonna blow you up like ganon

king neptune
both of you shut the f*ck up and just close your mouths for once
i don’t want to hear another horrible diss from the two of you c*nts
this battle is like caillou. it has no hair
just like scp*173, you entered the wrong lair

(chant “bald!” throughout the last four lines)
spongebob stole my crown because he’s pretty rebellious
you two are f*cking airheads even agent 47’s jealous! (47: hey.)
i’ve got a crown like k*rool. i can cover up the head and i have fans
so why don’t you get chemo or you’ll get ganon*banned?

- epic rap batles lyrics

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