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eminem vs angry video game nerd - epic rap batles lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
eminem!
versus
angry video game nerd, begin!

[verse 1: angry video game nerd]
you know what’s bullsh-t? eminem’s songs
they’re like, really f-cking sh-tty, and they last long
i would rather have a diarrhea milkshake laced with vomit!
and on it, more vomit, yeah vomit, yeah vomit!
sh-t! holy f-ck! it’s actually marshal mathers!
rapping about his past life like it actually f-cking matters!
i’d rather play superman 64, then bang that stupid hailie wh0r-!
yea, heard me right, i called her a wh0r-, i’ll sh-t on your face while you’re on the floor!
get ready to be taken back to the past
i am going to kick your -ss

[verse 2: eminem]
venom! i’m gonna hit you with the venom, venom!
go wear some denim, bet ’em, i’m about to go get ’em, venom!
and there just ain’t no tellin’, what i’ll be doing with my venom!
they ain’t gonna know what hit ’em! venom! venom!
donald trump’s a s-xist pig, donald trump’s a racist d-ck
donald trump’s a f-cking rapist and a little b-tch
he wants to deport every non-white person, and worsen
the united states of america, he should put the makeup back in the purse, and
i got a dinner that is way better than yours
at least mine wasn’t made by a wife that is a wh0r-!
your movie needed some cheap tricks, it made e.t fake
so now i’ll k!ll and leave you rotting like zander’s birthday cake
stop f-cking drinking beer! it’s not good for you!
take a sip of this g fuel, and you’ll be cool, booze is only made for those who are fools!
i’m eminem, i’m better than this f-cking dumb-ss piece of sh-t h0m-s-xual
how you gonna call yourself a nerd when you don’t know the definition of “intellectual”?

[bridge: kyle justin & eminem]
he’s the angriest man alive
he’s so angry, he beats up his own wife
his kids were taken away for life
he’s the angriest man alive
shut up!
(how would the music, how-how would the music be?
i would go, tha-tha-tha takes me
how would the music, how-how would the music be?
i would go, that just takes me)

[verse 3: angry video game nerd]
grrrr, i’m getting nerd rage!
i need to cool off with the movie ice age!
i’m f-ckin tired of this f-ggot always crying about his life
he’s like “weh, donald trump, grr my daughter, i f-cking hate my wife!”
you made a song about your dead fan? what were you f-cking thinking?
dissing me and my beer, son? what are you f-cking drinking?
while i’m hanging out with bugs, ninja, jason, freddy, and spiderman
this old man crinkles more than zander’s sprite cans!
-ss. fuuuuuuuck!

[verse 4: eminem]
that’s it
james rolfe, stop being lame, rolfe!
you said the same sh-t yesterday, rolfe!
you almost got k!lled by a little rob b-tch yea, your life almost got f-cking robbed, b-tch
played his d-mn game, then you f-cking dropped, b-tch like biggie smalls, x, and 2pac, b-tch
die, b-tch! like stanley, man, you ain’t manly man, you’re candy man
you’re angry man, and i’m furious, take this f-cking battle serious
you’re delirious, and hideous, wake up, f-ck, wipe up the period
people say that i’m getting old but look at you, where did their hair go?
i said, knock knock, let the devil in
i’m better than you and your fat c-cked friend mike combined, no compet-tive
battling you is repet-tive, you winning this is a fat negative
i’m eminem, i like m&m’s, and taking wins from my nemesis
if you like playing sh-tty games so much, then i got a request for you!
review red dead 2
yeah, revival was pretty bad but uh, not my bird!
game over avgn, now i’m gonna say the n word!

[outro: eminem & angry video game nerd]
who won? who’s next? (aah)
you decide! (ah)
epic rap battles of (i have gamer rage) history!
aaaaaaah!
my f-cking throat hur—

what a bunch of sh-t f-ck! -keyboard slam-

- epic rap batles lyrics

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