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skibidi toilet vs garten of banban - epic rap batles of history lyrics

[intro]
uhhh, there we go. so like, what? uh…(mumbling)
uh…(sighs) sure, whatever. (clears throat)
epic rap batles of history!
garten of banban
vs
ski…bidi…toilet…dude, are you f*cking serious?
begin!

[verse 1: skibidi toilet]
brrr, skibidi dop dop dop
the skibidi toilets are about to drop some heat
on this kindergarten fnaf rip*off, yes, yes!
on another dimension like it’s 4d chess
got views in the billions
racking up the dough, while you’re scrambling for the dividends
you’re not getting me spooked, sfm
but between us, i’m the youtube and you’re the p**p
get that skibidi w, reeh, reeh
gonna skibidi body you, ez
get you skibidi down on your knees, knees
so you can skibidi dop on deez, hmm
thе king of the internet will lеave you crushed
slept away in a royal flush, uh
your game’s hyped, but there’s nothing within it
so unlike your developer, i’mma be leaving you finished
[verse 2: banban]
it’s pretty predictable, isn’t it?
the head in a toilet keeps spitting sh*t
you should just stay in your lane
i give the givanium rhymes, so get ready for pain
i looked at some of your clips
didn’t like ’em at all, so i dipped
i’m carrying this beat, so try and cop it
when i make like a ball pit and drop it!
round 1, it’s free*to*play
but i’m such an mc, it’s like it’s spliced in my dna
wanna argue whose fans are the best?
remove the autists and you’ve got no fanbase left
you think you’re some kind of poo*tang clan
but i’ll kick you off the internet twice, ban ban
annoy me again, i’ll show you crankiness
when i reach down the bowl for your pancreas!

[interlude: skibidi toilet]
skibidi, skibidi, skibidi, skibidi…(flush)

[verse 3: speaker man, tv man, both]
ready your earm*ffs and safety lenses
we’re waging a two*front war on the senses
my head’s a speaker, and my head’s a tv
coming in hot on this gang of heebie*jeebies
i think you should make like chapter 4 and delay
your next game until you find better vas
pulling the plug on this frankenstein’s play*doh
down the drain in just one flush, ko!
[verse 4: sheriff toadster]
skibi*dee and skibi*dumb’s about to hit the thumbs down
’cause there’s only room for one sheriff in town
i’m guarding the queen from the jester, but i bet
with how bad those jokes were, you’d pose a much bigger threat

[verse 5: handy dan]
they call me handy dan, the key to garten’s secret lore
more than just a mutation you never seen before
i’ve got a secret floor that hides away the truth, which i keep shut
slinking in obscurity, i’m all about them deep cuts

[interlude: titan speakerman]
skibidi…what’s happening to me?! skibi…argh…skibi…
aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

[verse 6: titan speakerman]
got the skibidi*demons within me
but you’d be mistaken if you thought i’d give up that easily (yes, yes!)
i switched sides, but you’re still getting beat, though
there’s no f*cking way i’d be joining your freakshow!
peak flow straight from this bespoke titan
best believe i will disintegrate whatever i’m fighting
i’ve got bars so infected, you can’t handle my sickness
after this, you’ll be like zolphius and begging for forgiveness!
[verse 7: stinger flynn & jumbo josh]
(banban…)
she fl*ynn the way i stinger
bbkg, we monsters, we k!llers
beautiful creature, i’m a model, you’re a fraud
i got more polygons than all of gmod
in the aquatic sector getting hammered on gv (gv)
opila and the captain in the backseat (backseat)
who’s gonna miss you when this all goes away?
tomo*tomo*tomorrow will be a better day
e*e*e*ecstacy, molly (uh)
i’m calling, i’m calling
f*f*f*feel like i’m falling
deeper in the garten, the grass always green
gotta eat, gotta eat, to be strong like me, yuh
s*s*s*sippin’ on that gv
twenty*second episodes, i’m still getting sleepy
how is any being able to watch any more
than just one episode of a series like yours?

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap b*(cough)
uhhhh, this is, like…even too stupid for me
y’know what? f*ck this, i’m out! i’m out!

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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