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shadow the hedgehog vs joe biden - epic rap batles of history lyrics

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
shadow the hedgehog
versus
joe biden
begin!

[verse 1: joe biden]
what are you doing here sonic? oh wait, it’s his impostor
out abusing the second amendment, what a monster
got the whole us pledging allegiance to my rhyme scheme
’cause biden’s dishing out l!cks like it’s ice cream!
doom wasn’t your purpose, cure pursuit was where you’re headed
there was a deadly illness in my life too, so i get it
too bad your life of helping others was shot down by g.u.n
hey, don’t worry, lifeform, we got a spot for you in area 51
n*now i think you* you… uh (mumbles)
you* uh* you’rе* you’re spitting malarkey!
you had a death battlе with someone; but you got smacked
so try to rap batle me, then by god you ain’t black!

[verse 2: shadow the hedgehog:]
pathetic. this fight isn’t fair
i am all of me, while you’re not all there
your campaign can’t live biden, ’cause you won’t learn
you’ll spend the next four years going “where’s that d*mn second term?”
so behold, biden… by solaris i’m fly!
and when i’m rappin’… your senile ass will die!
you’re sniffing and holding young girls, trying to feel up
i wouldn’t let you spend a d*mn second with maria
turning this skeleton to dust once my shots hit
you’re jim carrey’s most evil role since robotnik!
with anti*trans laws, inflation, and racist police on patrol
your whole country needs a little chaos control!
[verse 3: dark brandon:]
you wanna talk inflation? take a look at your fandom
leaving you in the shades as i unleash dark brandon
try to be a real fighter zero, but your sk!lls are gone
don’t even need animal control to get this hedgehog off my lawn
drop outta this like desantis, you’re getting royally wrecked
you ain’t worthy to have a picture on this president’s desk!
you’re gonna end up like hunter, ’cause i’m leaving you cracked
and i’ve seen your super form, son, you ain’t even black!
roach waxing the hair off of this rap, make the sum
of things not equal… um…
forget it! the point is, you’re a rogue who’s weak, so see ya
i’m gonna get some sleep, like what happened to maria…

[verse 4: super shadow:]
you’re getting sleepy joe, better fetch your pajamas
i’ve mastered the chaos emeralds even more than obama!
i’ll flip you like a blizzard until you’re screaming “save me”
and defeat a second lizard that’s tripping and plane crazy!
your lack of sk!lls on anything is truly the biggest crime
are you actually fixing things, or just biden your time?
you’re a bike crash in motion, tried your best in this zone
now i’ll send this weirdo back to the retirement home
don’t need any rigged votes to trump this geezer
now get out of my sight, you disgusting white creature!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic…. rap… batles… of history…

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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