fuyuhiko kuzuryu vs al capone - epic rap batles of history lyrics
[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
fuyuhiko kuzuryu
vs
al capone
begin!
[verse 1: al capone]
you wanna fight? come on, now get ready to hang
cause the kuzuryu gang about to end with a bang
tough survivor from jabberwock has unfortunately come to meet his end
so take a seat, put your hands up, and say h*llo to my little friend
why don’t you take a f*cking chill pill, baby, your attitude’s overly tight (that’s right)
’cause your rage ended mahiru’s life and your own little lover slashed open your eye
she died, slain by the bear of terrific despair, now you’ve stepped in my lair, so it’s best to prepare
you’re pretty b*llsy for a kid with no sk!lls, too, but after my verse, you’re gonna wish your parents k!lled you
and what’s with your physique? built like a stick on a tree and a face that just makes you look three
blushing with those rosy cheeks, you belong in a daycare instead of the j*panese streets
my gang obeys me, so you won’t phase me, w*ng goes crazy when i bang those ladies
and because you’re a gangster baby your cowardice left your girl pushing up daisies
[verse 2: fuyuhiko kuzuryu]
why do i gotta face this boke? his tactics are a big joke
watch what you’re spitting, don’t choke! you couldn’t even rap without having a stroke
dumbass, i’ll put an end to you scarface, you couldn’t flee cops in a car chase
you’re f*cking lame, i’m great, this powdered pr*ck can’t beat me in a footrace
i had an impact ’cause i stay tact, meanwhile, you got b*tch slapped for not paying taxes
i survived the unthinkable and i now have a legacy that’s too unsinkable
you spent time in alcatraz? i’m sure you were fine if you dropped the soap as little as you dropped dope rhymes
i’m sure that mae don’t wanna see ya, with your vile gonnorhea
i’m giving your bootlegging business the boot (ayy), kuzuryu clan, that sh*t’s in my roots (ayy)
and if you ever mention peko again, i will pull out a pistol and i’ll f*cking shoot
go ahead al capone, spit another witty verse, i won’t be harmed by your bars that occur
this b*st*rd couldn’t even battle his heart, guess that’s why they call it a valentine’s massacre
[verse 3: al capone]
i don’t wanna hear sh*t from the boss baby that they call guy f
your voice is f*cking annoying, that sh*t goes right through my head
i had syphilis yeah, but you’re a huge d*ck, on your scurvy ridden strip filled with bilge rat pr*cks
so allow me to give you a little tip to this man who uses women to deal with his sh*t
you’re passionless, your bashfulness is blasphemous and actionless
and when i slaughter you and all your dumb little classmates, i’ll make it look like an accident
for an abstinent guy you sure like getting f*cked over, let me gut your stomach so you’re bleeding like a poser
’cause when it comes to yakuzas, you’re a prime bloke rookie, now i’ll leave you chewed up like your fried dough cookies
’cause i’m a baller brawler who is here, standing taller and is gonna maul you ’till you’re on the ground as a crawler
and i’ll leave another mark coming towards you, you’re the walking definition of a short fuse
i’m the mc assassin, slash like edward kenway, raps so hard call me al dente
used your tool just to k!ll, now you’re saying you miss her, now i’ll cave your head in like the fate of your sister
[verse 4: fuyuhiko kuzuryu]
what the f*ck did you say, b*tch? i will leave you f*cking tore down
keep her name out of your mouth or i’ll sell you to a wh0re house
my heart’s in the right place now but you’re making me f*cking p*ssed off
if i hear another word out of your stupid face, i’ll tear your f*cking d*ck off
you’re a top gangster? that’s quite hard to see; when you were arrested at age 33!
then you were bullied in prison into mental illness and bribing the cops into setting you free
no tommies or shotguns could bring my ass down motherf*cker, i’m the true gangster here
hymie weiss better come up with new tactics, ’cause i’m the new man that al capone fears (ha, ha, ha, ha)
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
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rap (rap)
batles of history (history)
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