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chills vs forensic files - epic rap batles of history lyrics

[intro: forensic files]
up next: a divisive internet personality is found dead. the crime scene suggests a verbal altercation gone wrong, and the details are chilling

[verse 1: forensic files, police officer, and 911 caller]
all my years on the job, and i’ve never seen the likes of this
was this simply a senseless crime of opportunity?
he should’ve stayed at home, man! or, maybe…
was the victim even complicit in his own k!lling?

[verse 2: chills]
wow, you really went all out, didn’t you?
an intro just to get me shaking in my undies
tough luck, i’m a hard cracked nut
you can’t scare me with neither dahmers nor bundies!
the name’s chills, and i bring chills
no one watches your show, while on youtube, my views are in the mils
you waste minutes building up suspense, i keep it clean
had ’em hyped at the number 15
there’s a difference between us 2
i make lists, and i’m not as formulaic as you
when my viewers start a video, they won’t know what to expect
in your show, we all know that the k!llers getting rekt
the last thing i’d want is to lose to this chungus
i’ll serve him defeat: burger king foot fungus
i know that your scientists are pros
but they’ll never catch me watching your lame*ass show
[verse 3: forensic files, police officer, and 911 caller]
youtube: an idyllic corner of the internet
where millions of creators all shared a common sp*ce
a close*knit community of like*minded people
until 1 fateful day when this story takes place
we uh… got a call around 9pm
by a distressed individual reporting the crime
there’s been a fight man! he’s bleeding out! [censor beep]
you gotta [censor beep] hurry man, he ain’t got much time!
the attempts to fight back had been moot and fruitless
the pursuit of the k!ller was simply too ruthless
a lyrical slaughter that had quickly turned deadly
more than even the first responders would be ready for
the scene of the crime was a horrifying mess
all my years on the job and i’ve never seen the likes of this
sometimes, it doesn’t matter who you are
and in this case, it was the victim who couldn’t escape bars

[verse 4: chills]
i think you have to be the world’s biggest dunce
it’s a rap battle, but you haven’t mentioned me once
i could rap your next verse for you, you’re so predictable
“blah blah, dna, now we’ll catch the criminal”
and who’s that person you keep bringing in?
you think some phony friend of mine will grant you the win?
telling fictional lies on a true crime platform
i’d rather watch cold case than something that lukewarm
your show is bad, and honestly, i’d be livid dude
if i saw that d*mn thing on tv in my living room
you might arrest k!llers, but i’ll bring down the pain
when i stomp on you until you’re just a small brown stain
[verse 5: forensic files and 911 caller]
if you wanna change pace, then we’ll switch up tactics
you’re a whack ass tragic freak who’s voice sounds bad, sh*t
i’ll beat your f*cking ass and i’ll air that sh*t on tlc
you feel me? you couldn’t handle a d*mn piece of me
you might’ve gotten fans despite that voice influxtion
but i’ll inflict some blunt*force trauma in your direction
i’ll show you a cold case when you’re iced on my show, man
got your homie crying like “he should’ve stayed at home, man!”

[verse 6: chills]
i didn’t mean to step on your toes there, champ
but when it comes to narrators, i’m in the bill camp
number 2: that’s you, number 1: i’ve been your host
now i’ll make like one of my creepy videos and ghost

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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