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annoying orange vs happy appy - epic rap batles of history lyrics

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap batles of history!
annoying orange
vs
happy appy
begin!

[verse 1: annoying orange]
hey! hey apple, want to see a trick?
no knife but i’m gonna leave this jr nicked
’cause my rhymes are honed sharp and i fire them quick
leave you more b*tthurt than when you sat on that stick (nyahahaha)
you’re not scary, your story’s just cluttered
i could find creepier pasta trick or treating in the cupboard
appy tells the future but i vitamin c
only one of us can win; orange you happy it’s me? (nyahahaha)

[verse 2: happy appy]
it’s natural this orange is no match for me
the only way you’d hurt happy by making my ears bleed
you used to tower, ‘till the years of bombing left you dropping
it’s a demolition derby when i knock in your noggin
you just repeat yourself, creativity’s re*run down
so out of juice, if i squeezed you nothing would come out
just some manufactured slop not even dane boe enjoys
now you’ve become the very thing you sought to destroy
[verse 3: annoying orange]
numumum, your fame is nothing compared to mine
you spent a whole verse spreading misinformation online
switched styles, and more than triplicated all of my fans
i would hand you an l, but i don’t have any hands (nyahahaha)
get out of this bout and go back to the shelf
why don’t you make like those pilots and grill yourself? (nyahahaha)
that’s the only way you’d bring heat to this batle
i’d invite you to my kitchen but we don’t allow apples

[verse 4: happy appy and little apple]
happy appy appy app
when you compare your views to the digits i dabbled
you’re like a midget apple (grr, it’s little apple)
this bad apple crushes skulls when it falls from trees
i’ll devour you like a dead dove: ao3
tried to give passion your passion, but you couldn’t cop a peel
knock you down like the towers, for supporting israel
you think fruity’s a diss, b*tch? you’ll never see improvement
these people ain’t a mere punchline for your amus*m*nt!

[verse 5: annoying orange, marshmallow, and pear]
wow! you really thought you ate with that blow
but that’s like digging tweets from 10 years ago!
you don’t wanna say h*llo to my little friend
when i unleash marshy on my foes, they/them
predicting tragedy was nothing but a ‘concept push’
i’m best friends with fred, you just got presi* bush
i think i’m done with this apple and his squad
hmm…hey, hey pear! ugh, oh god
[verse 6: happy appy]
i’m just here to help ‘cause once the knife has been swung
you’ll finally be able to touch your eye with your tongue
the forensics won’t be able to do sh*t when i’m through
i guess you would know about creeps, with tobuscus in your crew
this plant spins records like a boss, you could say a vinyl thyme
so how about you suck my seeds and k!ll yourself a final time?
enjoying others getting sliced; always begging for more
but now you’re the one on the cutting room floo*

[verse 7: knife and annoying orange]
hey guys!
a*alright i’m here to put an end to this strife
you know the beat drops when they call knife
that’s right! i’m here to slay
against my will i must say
and uhh, did i just k!ll a guy already?
oh no i wasn’t ready
oh god what have i done?
when lives are lost you can’t ask “who won?”

[outro: the announcer, annoying orange, and knife]
who… uh…
who’s next?
you decide… on…
epic rap batles*
hey! hey announcer! hey!
what?
knife! oh no
of history**auughh!

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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