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vincent van gogh vs pablo picasso - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: vincent van gogh]
this old clown’s about to get taken down by a pro
i’m the one*eared wonder, you’re a blunder, you ancient old crow!
no one will buy those paintings, they’re just worthless pieces of cr*p
you can’t draw, you can’t sculpt, you can’t paint, you can’t rap!
i’m dangerous, i’m on a rap attack, so watch your back!
what’s with your lips? busy kissing lenin’s ass? you communist jack!
it looks like you got a three year old to do all of your work
’cause this sh*t you call “cubism” is just plain berserk!

[verse 2: pablo picasso]
my rhymes are sneaking up on you like a snake in the grass
it’s time to paint “still life of picasso kicking van gogh’s ass”!
it’s obvious vincent, that you’re not bright, shuddering in fright
i’ll defeat you on this here starry night!
with that hole in the side of your facе, i’m not even sure if you can hеar me
i might as well up and go, i don’t want you anywhere near me!
you look impressed, you never would’ve guess i could rap so fast
you’re an impatient little b*st*rd, but your time has come at last!

[verse 3: vincent van gogh]
you’ll be lucky if you come out of this battle in one piece!
i’m beating you worse than i did monet, da vinci and matisse!
i got rapping power, you’re weak as a sunflower, you wuss!
those three musicians? they’re singing about how your raps are sour p*ss!
[verse 4: pablo picasso]
i feel offended that you won’t even try to rap good for me
you’re so insecure with yourself, you won’t even paint nudity!
and most people in my paintings are better looking than you
your raps are so sad, it’s like a blue period part two, now shoo!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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