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robert e. lee vs ulysses grant - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: robert e. lee]
can someone please grant me a moment to diss this sl*t?
watching your army fight is like seeing the elephant’s b*tt!
i spit rhymes harder than a stonewall, so try and spit back son
ain’t none of your soldiers good enough to compare to jackson!
boy, you need to focus on your health
people played you in movies, but i’ve got a 60 foot statue of myself!
surrender to the almighty robert edward lee
you may have been president, but you’re just a simpson to me!

[verse 2: ulysses s. grant]
let us have war, i’ll be the one standing tall
i crushed the ku klux klan, so this can’t be hard at all!
you may have a buck and ball, but there’s not a lot down there
is a .69 caliber musket all you have in your warfare?
you plus rap equals failure, it’s basic mathematics
air*up your defeat like you did at appomatox
i wasn’t born in the woods to be scared by an owl
i’m a northern war hero, your southern rhymes are just foul!

[verse 3: robert e. lee]
what in the sam hill? what the h*ll did i just hear?
great scott, this d*mn yankee sure knows how to wreck my ears!
i’m actually fighting, ’cause unlike you, i’m tough
quit trying to rap, hasn’t your throat already had enough?
i defeated every hooker that your army threw at me
i can kick your ass from texas all the way to cincinnati!
get out of the white house, two terms, yeah you’re done!
after i win, we’ll party harder than mardi gras son!
[verse 4: ulysses s. grant]
i’m as fit as a fiddle, you’re just fit to be tired!
i actually spit a few intelligent words before i died!
i won’t release you from this rap bond until you free the slaves
you people eat armadillo man, that’s just insane!
this is north over south, you’re literally being crushed!
b*tch, i spit rhymes richer than the california gold rush!
i’ve been through the mill and back, now i’m here to make you flee!
so draw your furrow straighter and admit your defeat!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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