marie antoinette vs louis xvi - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics
[verse 1: louis xvi]
time to unleash total war at this brat i call my wife!
i’m putting you on lyrical trial for completely scr*w*ng up my life!
pardon me madam, i think you’re leaking onto your pad
i’ll get you so mad, you’ll burst like those hemmrrages you had!
you don’t stand a chance against this tall glass of bourbon
’cause you’re more wrapped up in sh*t than tipu sulton’s turban!
ecoutez, and i’ll give you a glimpse of true power
now get down on your knees, and suck my eiffel tower!
[verse 2: marie antoinette]
you’re nothing special, just number sixteen in a line of louis’s
how about you get in the kitchen for a change, ratatouille?
they executed you first, are you catching my drift?
i wish i had givеn you a guillotine chop for your wedding gift!
i’m the k!llеr queen, and i’ll make sure you die presto!
i’ll unleash a reign of terror and spit a verbal brunswick mannifesto!
i knew from the moment that we had our first kiss
that i wanted to strangle this b*tch with a diamond necklace!
[verse 3: louis xvi]
i died first because they were saving the b*tchiest for last!
but who even cares anymore? that sh*t’s in the past!
h*ll, you should be thanking me, you’re only famous ’cause we’re married
my rhymes will leave you buried in some random cemetary!
’cause when you mess with me, that’s what you’re going to get
i’ll storm you harder than the mastille and leave you soaking wet!
dissing this so called “great princess,” is easy i must confess
’cause i’ve got more material to use than there is on your dress!
[verse 4: marie antoinette]
oh please, you think you can cause me any harm?
you were so pudgy, you couldn’t even fit in a coat of arms!
thanks for ruining our government you gros salud!
i hope your f*cking monarchy falls on you!
you should name your d*ck napoleon, how ’bout that?
i’d let you eat cake, but you’re already too d*mn fat!
all you need is love? ha! that’s bullsh*t of course!
screw you louis, i want a divorce!
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