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lewis & clark vs livingstone & stanley - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
livingstone and stanley
versus
lewis and clark
begin

[verse 1: lewis and clark]
are you ready to get beat by the corps of discovery?
after we beat you to a pulp, there’ll be no recovery
who are these guys anyway? dr. livingston, i presume?
and the guy who probably can’t even find his way to the men’s room?
our expedition was set up by thomas jefferson himself!
yours was accidental, let’s put your journal back on a shelf
when we’re through, it’ll be a bitter winter for you
we’ll run at you with our weapons out like a band of angry sioux!

[verse 2: livingstone and stanley]
i may have gotten lost, but you two seem to be the ones that are confused
have you forgotten who you are? or are you just worried that you’ll lose?
i found my partner in the wilderness of africa, for a start
you couldn’t even find a way to sacagawea’s heart
at least you weren’t completely r*t*rded, i see that map that you took
but if you don’t mind, i’d like to take a look through your notebook
hmm, not bad, you found species from a variety of genuses
but as far as we can tell, you can’t even discover your own p*n*ses!
[verse 3: lewis and clark]
douchebags in view! oh, the humanity!
you think you can win this battle of explorers? that’s plain insanity!
we traveled cross country in a frickin’ 19th century boat
i dare you to start a rap business, see if you make more than a groat!

[verse 4: livingstone and stanley]
i once feared africa, but he faced his fears like a man!
you should try that someday, you know, if you can
your challenge is to beat us, face it, you can’t do this
how could we get beat by two fools named clark and lewis?

[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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