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king tut vs emperor nero - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
king tut
versus
emperor nero
begin

[verse 1: emperor nero]
tut tut, little boy, you can’t defeat me
i’ll use your body as a candle after making you kiss my feet
and then i’ll fiddle away while your figure turns to ash
i’ll then proceed to ask my servants to take out the trash
what are you doing, kid? you’re way too young for this job!
you’re just an ugly little brat, you’re no teenage heartthrob
i’ll depose you like the truly evil man that i am
but what went wrong? all the flaws in your life, d*mn!

[verse 2: king tut]
when i found out i was gonna battle you i was like, what?
prepare to feel the power of the curse of king tut
i’ll cook you on a stove, make you yummy, ya dummy
i’ll be watching over egypt while you’re crying for your mummy
you know, you and that dude caligula would make a lovely couple
you just sit your lazy ass on a throne while your weight quintuples
don’t just lie there like a b*tch telling guys to k!ll your sister
just surrender bro, come on, it ain’t no tongue twister
[verse 3: emperor nero]
i could surrender, but the rapping world would lose some talent
you didn’t even fight your own battles, i wouldn’t call you gallant
i shouldn’t k!ll my sister, eh? well you had s*x with yours
step down from that throne and get back to doing your chores

[verse 4: king tut]
i get it dude, i’m young, let’s move on
at schools they teach about me, the memory of you is gone
stop hating on christians, man, so what if god made you ugly?
i’m done dissing you, so i’ll go off and cuddle poppaea snugly

[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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